What's that Crap on Whitney's Head?
1/26/2009 6:49 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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I don't know who writes the captions on your site, but in the middle of a really crappy (pun intended) day, when I take a peek at the natural or intended disasters on TMZ, you guys make me laugh out loud. Kudos to the caption writers...you guys/gals rock! Keep up the funny work.
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I have no idea who this person is, but she badly needs a salon owner like me to fix those horrible hair extensions.
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6. Who the hell is Whitney Port?
Posted at 5:13PM on Jan 26th 2009 by Doctor Zaius
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That was my first thought! Yeah...who is this chick?
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I have some inside info on this. This decorative hairpiece was hand-knitted by the grandmother who raised her when her mother was unable to do so. Her grandmother had severe arthritis, so it took her months to get it right. This loving grandmother passed away recently, an event that was more that traumatic for Whitney. She decided to pay her respects to her grandmother by wearing the last thing she was able to create in her long, self-sacrificing life. And you guys are making fun of her for it. Nice!
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OK . . . actually, I have no idea who this person is either. Sounded good though, didn't it? There could be a good reason behind why she's wearing it though. :-)
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My Grandma called. She wants her doily back. I guess no one has noticed that Whitney Port has no fashion sense. She always looks ridiculous.
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I have no idea who this girl is, but the picture brought back warm childhood memories. My Great Aunt used to crochet clothes for my Barbie dolls. This looks like one of the tutus!
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