Alba Can't Park with Honor

Jessica Alba was lookin' particularly fine this weekend -- as in, the hot law-breaker's gotta pay one.

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Bill O'Reilly's #1 fan took her tot to the park on Sunday -- and left with a parking ticket.

Anyone forced to sit through "The Love Guru," consider this karmic retribution.



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1. too bad...she'z so beautiful.....but so stew phid!!!

Posted at 2:45AM on Jan 27th 2009 by 99centz

2. Good, this woman is an arrogant b!tch.

Posted at 2:46AM on Jan 27th 2009 by Just the Facts

3. Ha ha

Posted at 3:14AM on Jan 27th 2009 by Ha Ha Again

4. Arrogant bitch! well deserved...

Posted at 4:13AM on Jan 27th 2009 by who cares

5.

It's sad that a scuzzy fat-ass pap is reaching up to take a photo of the ticket, like a vulture. Hounding a mother and geting in her way is sooooooo honorable.

Posted at 8:13AM on Jan 27th 2009 by Eh???

6. Does the person who writes about Jessica Alba at TMZ have a complex
or something? You never have spoken about her in a positive light, ever.
I could so a better job of writing a gossip piece than you. Oh, and by the
way my husband and kids thought the Love Guru was funny. It wasn't supposed
to win any awards....it was the same kind of humor in Austin Powers. Are you
jealous because you can't have her? Is that it? Then maybe we should
feel bad for you because you have no life?????

On that note, who cares that she got a ticket at the park on Sunday? I would
be pissed too!

Posted at 8:37AM on Jan 27th 2009 by littlebigmomma

7. She doesnt kiss their butts. Or dance like a trained monkey on cue. That is why they hate her.

Posted at 10:48AM on Jan 27th 2009 by tina

8. That guy taking the pic behind her looks like an ass- ever hear of personal space? She's holding her BABY!

Posted at 9:09AM on Jan 27th 2009 by Shannon

9. Look at that Elephant Seal snapping the pictures. What a fat gut that guy has! A no neck blubber gut indeed.

Posted at 10:40AM on Jan 27th 2009 by Leota

10. Get that horrible sweater off your kid, idiot!

Posted at 10:31AM on Jan 27th 2009 by Just sayin...

11. Photogs are the biggest hypocrites like that PRICK getting like 2 foot away from a woman holding her child...Yet they complain & try to Sue anyone who pushes them or tells them to F OFF no respect given no respect deserved.. Should show more pics of photogs getting beatdowns.Need more Tommy lees in this business.

Posted at 10:57AM on Jan 27th 2009 by JimCrow

12. I wish TMZ would get the hint. She doesnt want to ever talk to you, when you "report" on her its about nothing at all. Its boring to readers its the same everytime Jessica Alba trying to avoid you. At that guy with the reaching arm how annoying I am not surprised people push you and grab at your cameras. I think she should file a stalking complaint against TMZ.

Posted at 12:10PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Michelle

13. I, too, think the STALKER 2' away from her, holding his camera within inches of her especially WHILE SHE IS CARRYING HER KID needs to be castrated. I would love to see someone come up behind him with a baseball bat and just knock him out of the park.

There is proof that the stalkerazzi is dangerous. NO ONE wants or needs to see the pics these guys are taking - they could easily be taken from a respectable 15'-20' away and tell the same LAME story. I hope there will be some laws made soon about them - THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I also agree that TMZ's lousy attitude about this woman does NOT help her attitude towards them.

Posted at 12:27PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

14. What is the deal about Bill O'Reilly? She isn't really a rightie is she?

Posted at 1:31PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Katrina

15. she needs to tell bill she is sorry for name calling, you should have a certain amount of respect for those older. it doesn't matter if you are right or wrong. didn't her parents teach her.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jan 27th 2009 by mary

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