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Even Shauna Can't Walk in Those Heels

1/28/2009 5:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

After years of wear and tear on her body and psyche, those Hollywood Blvd. Lucite stripper heels have finally taken their toll on Shauna Sand.


With her Frenchie husband Romain at her side, the 37-year-old good mother of three rested her tanned, brittle bones by zipping around Miami Beach on Tuesday on a Segway.

Now if only she'd give her fried hair and pancaked skin a break.

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anonymous    

This is so funny,she is just like paris,brain-dead,starving for attention and pathetic. Paris's face is catching up fast.

1990 days ago
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Lenn K.    

This takes nasty to another level. Shauna will never get it, ask her older sister Joan Rivers. That's her future.

1990 days ago
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Steph    

She is so aad. She needs mental help. The shoes aren't sexy, she looks like she is trying way too hard to get attention and it makes her look pathetic. Shauna give it up already

1990 days ago
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10seconds2love    

Does she not realize how stupid she looks wearing clear heeled stripper shoes in public?? They are like still having a mullet hair cut and not realizing how stupid you look.

1990 days ago
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my 3 cents    

She is always wearing the shoes.....she wakes up in the morning....the shoes....she takes a shower she wears the shoes...she goes to the store to look at other shoes, but does not buy any.....she has sex she wears the shoes....maybe she is like a barbie doll those shoes are a b!tch to take on and off.

1990 days ago
21.

malvolio    

...i think the court-ordered electronic anklet sets the outfit off nicely...

1990 days ago
22.

Bex    

The shoes give "F**K Me Pumps" a whole new meaning......

1990 days ago
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lukebandit    

when i see this picture, i feel so bad for her children. this is so disgusting to see. what mom would do something like this? if it is true that the guy took those bad pictures of her kids, why doesn't lorenzo file for full custody and why is the pervert not in jail? the penalty for producing child porn is a very long stretch in prison. but, i guess some judge let him go so he and skank clear heels could ride the streets on their sedgeway. ain't life grand?

1990 days ago
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northern gypsy    


hey #5 sugar cookie...
your right...that was the last news on these 2...ummm...it appears they've resolved their issues ...
sweet mother of mercy...pleaze let these 2 ride into the sunset...never to be seen or heard from again !!!

1990 days ago
25.

M    

Shoes =Its the small man complex - 5'4 98lbs -

1990 days ago
26.

Bex    

Lorenzo Llamas ain't no prize, but does he want his daughters to have their whore of a mother for a role model? If he doesn't get custody, we will be seeing them all naked in a few years all over TMZ.....

1990 days ago
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Steph    

I don't think this is about age. So what if she is 37? She looks good but I think the way she dresses is trashy at ANY AGE. Twenties listen up, don't do this ever! The shoes are downright silly...regardless of whether you are 22 or 52!

1990 days ago
28.

agent smith    

This is quite possibly the most retarded thing I have seen on this site yet. Hopefully someone leaves a manhole open. The only question would be 'which manhole was bigger'? lol

1990 days ago
29.

Lekili    

This just goes to show your how truly blonde she is, the helmets go on your head, not on the handlebars.
She looks like a hooker and those shoes are a bigger joke than she is.

1990 days ago
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ME    

ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT SHE'S ONLY 37? I THOUGHT SHE WAS FIFTY SOMETHING. I GUESS SHE'S HAD TOO MUCH SUN, TOO MUCH PLASTIC IN HER BODY AND NO TELLING WHAT OR WHO ELSE. SHE LOOKS RIDICULOUS RIDING THAT SEGWAY WITH THOSE DAMN SHOES ON. WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER BUST HER ASS.....THIS WOMAN IS A SKANK. HER POOR KIDS.

1990 days ago
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