Neighbor to Ashton -- Butch It Up

46. Ashton is an immature spoiled whiny brat of a baby who needs to join the real world. I had a neutral opinion of him before, even good as he seems to be a decent step-father, but now he is just an idiot and a selfish asshole.

Posted at 10:10PM on Jan 29th 2009 by animal

47. Just another Hollywood celeb that can't use words that exceed four letters. Ashton, maybe you need to go back to elementary school and learn how to spell, be nice to others. If you don't want to do that, then move to another one of your houses. You certainly owe an apology to everyone for your outbursts.

Posted at 3:37AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Unbelievable

48. "Actually they do it's called a mallet"


Uh...a mallet is a mallet, a hammer is a hammer.
I'd be pretty impressed if you could drive a nail with a mallet.

Posted at 10:22AM on Jan 30th 2009 by dentduo

49. Ashton, You got Punked!! little biatch, male rooster lover.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 30th 2009 by Humble606

50. Not that it'd be as effective, but they do actually make hammers covered in rubber. Just to let Mr Goldsmith know, in case he writes a screenplay about construction someday.

On a serious note, it's just common consideration no to build until 8am. I mean, after 6 months of it, and then it's right outside your bedroom window, I'd be getting pissed off too. Anyone would, not just Hollywood types. And come on, this isn't one of those actors who grew up in luxury. He grew up in Iowa with real people working real jobs. Yeah, if Charlie Sheen or Kiefer Sutherland, or some other son of a rich and famous actor, was bitching about the noise, that'd be one thing. But Ashton knows the real world.

Posted at 10:40AM on Jan 30th 2009 by charlie

51.

Snoochie Booches For Kuchie.... Cry Baby:)

Posted at 10:51AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Christopher "The Shock" Shookla

52. If he wanted to act like an adult, Ashton had three choices:
1. Work with his town to change the ordinance that says how early they can start
2. Pay the construction crew to take an hour coffee break from 7-8 every morning
3. Buy the lot next to you so you don't have to deal with construction hassles or anyone blocking youe view.
Hassling the home owner and trying to use his celebrity to throw his weight around is childish. I'm sure he and Demi can afford to rent a luxury home on some extoci island for the next 6 months if they don't want to deal with the hassle. Jerk.

Posted at 11:09AM on Jan 30th 2009 by vanillagirl

53. Speaking of a Cougar Placenta...how's your wife Ashton?

Juvenile for life, your NEW official label.

Punk'd sucked too. Making people feel like crap for laughs...real witty work there ASSton.

Go back to high school. Learn.


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Posted at 12:17PM on Jan 30th 2009 by Franklee

54. It's a very simple solution, Ashton. Earplugs. Now, quit your whining.

Posted at 12:43PM on Jan 30th 2009 by Chili

55. I actually don't blame him for being pissed off. "owl feces cougar placenta"????? LMAO! That is fricking hilarious. No one should be allowed to do construction before 9 am anywhere unless you live in the middle of nowhere. To all you people who are angry that you have to get up early, get a different job! Maybe go in to acting.

Posted at 1:26PM on Jan 30th 2009 by Mia

56. Get a Life Dude should probably proofread his own comments before critiquing the poor grammar and/or spelling of anyone else.

Ashton's an asshole. This is something of which we were all aware.

Posted at 3:13PM on Jan 30th 2009 by Nilla

57. At first I laughed at this. Then I thought who gives a crap?? I work from home and can (if choose to!) sleep in, etc. Im sure poor little Asston can take a nap if he needs to. Isn't that what little babies that whine do? Take naps? I think the nerd owes those new neighbors an apology! And what about "the pledge"? Sounded good on Oprah with the election hype, truth is it is alllll big showy game. Sounds like his middle age mommy gave him a spanking for embarassing her too!

Posted at 6:03PM on Jan 30th 2009 by SugarBUTon

58. Geeze i think you're all you haters are jealous and have too much time on your hands. Let it go. 'Besides I love that word. "dickweed". sometimes its just perfect.

Posted at 8:09PM on Jan 30th 2009 by Shari

59. God I can't believe someone hasn't said/written this yet...Ashton...Guess What?! You got punked!

Biach!

Posted at 3:37AM on Feb 1st 2009 by eddiebug

60. So - it finally comes out
Ashton gets awakened by something other than a cartoon and proves to the world he is NOT a man by complaining that the neighbors are making noise and not allowing him to hear his cartoons playing on TV.
Ashton - grow up!! and ask your mommy - that is what part Demi's taken over - isn't it ??
if the city allows building noise at 7am and maybe she can go speak with the neighbor like an adult and apologize for her little boy's tantrum!!

Posted at 11:43AM on Feb 3rd 2009 by A grown man