Verne Troyer: Bottoms Up!

He needs to be in AA or rehab. He's an alcoholic.
Ya know what I mean Verne?

Please... stop. Why do we have to hear about this nobody?

Apparently, sloppy piggy women can be found anywhere and will do anything for money and/or attention.

He's just an alcoholic little booger.

What's he saying to himself in the photo on the right? ("Damn, I wish I were five and a half feet taller!")

Hey, is that bottle in front of the troll one of those from a hotel honor bar?

Haha! In the photo on the right he looks like his head is about to explode. He also kinda looks like he has a severe case of constipation and the painful evacuation is causing that face.

#15 Andre - hahahahahaha! great comment. BTW, I don't think anything is wrong with the gals - they are in a London nightclub, not at a daycare center during snacktime......at least they look good doing it. Poor Verne - he has to be pretty unhappy.

Those chicks were once dudes. VERN is on a transgender - bender.

I would spank the shiite out of them pasty slappers cheeks! fun fun fun.