Suspected Sex Offender Is Luckiest Bastard Alive

16. #13,

I don't think you're one to judge the intellect of any jury when you use a term like "most stupidest".

Posted at 8:18AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Cronos

17. Yes, in Rocky Mountain High Colorado.

Posted at 8:34AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Ellie

18. i wish his plan would have worked, kill all the child sex offenders .they are SICK!!!!

Posted at 9:07AM on Jan 30th 2009 by kjk

19. I am a Christian with a daughter almost 4, and all I can say is I hope there is a plan for this guy or damn what happened to strong winds.

Posted at 9:10AM on Jan 30th 2009 by V

20. Tell you why the good Lord spared this dirt! You see he has a bigger and better plan for the novice rock climber he wants our free flight perv to be able to get some real pay back! And >>>>>here's Johnny! Welcome to the special needs unit at Colorado's toughest meanist 'lock up' near the rockies..were every wonder hour he's in there the word "plummed!" will take on new meaning!! And a constant headache will be a day off!!

Posted at 9:19AM on Jan 30th 2009 by mike

21. maybe because God wanted the sex offender to be punished in prison with inmates and not have a quick painless death? I bet if it was your kid, you'd want the guy to go to prison too.

Posted at 9:15AM on Jan 30th 2009 by anonymous

22. Aww too bad he wasn't successful. Search and rescue should've left his worthless ass there to die, but death is too good for a child molester.

Not celebrity news btw.

Posted at 9:20AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Carriss

23. To the TMZ staff...Karma is well on it's way to our free diving perv!!

Posted at 9:18AM on Jan 30th 2009 by mike

24. Why didn't the rescue team just push the van and finished that bastard's life?

Posted at 9:21AM on Jan 30th 2009 by they should hang him

25. Damn if this wasn't true.. I'd say it was a douche bag fotoshop job! lol.

Posted at 9:32AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Publicist

26. THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!

Posted at 9:40AM on Jan 30th 2009 by SUSPECT

27. Yepper if it was me climbing down that mountain side riskin my neck for this scum bag, there most certainly would of been a unfournate second accident i tell you! He and van would mysteriously completed there journey to the bottom!

Posted at 10:06AM on Jan 30th 2009 by mike

28. That is gross. This guy should have just died and saved all the hassle.

Posted at 10:44AM on Jan 30th 2009 by SandyM

29. Unfortunately I must say this happened in my town. This is the Colorado National Monument over Grand Junction. The guy has already admitted to molesting the 4 year old. He told the man from the search and rescue team that's why he attempted the suicide. I agree with the folks here who say he was "saved" so he can become someone else's butt-friend. Sorry to the others who think that sounds harsh, but this creep deserves every bit of torture and abuse he gets.

Posted at 10:13AM on Jan 30th 2009 by binks2003

30. There are a lot of people on this board (I assume Christians) saying that this sex offender was "saved to face the music" or was saved because death would have been the easy way out and the "good Lord" wants this guy to suffer/face the consequences. Well, I say if you believe in this man being saved and your God you pray to; wouldn’t the death of this man just throw him in "hell" anyway. So death would not be the easy out. And there is no point suffering on earth when God could give him the worst suffering ever in hell. This freak of nature is saved, out of all the more deserving people, HA! But that’s God’s plan right? He’s known for doing things that make no freaking sense. Yeah, you all think about that.

Posted at 10:18AM on Jan 30th 2009 by rawrimadino