Suspected Sex Offender Is Luckiest Bastard Alive

Some dude who is accused of sexually assaulting a 4-year-old girl allegedly tried to kill himself by driving his van off a ledge in Colorado. And it almost worked...

Sex Offender
In what has to be one of the craziest twists of fate ever, the perp's van caught a ledge -- and a search and rescue team got to the guy before karma did.

Dude went to the hospital, but as soon as he gets out, cops say he'll be immediately arrested.

Wonder if he can keep the soap from dropping too....

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31. Would've been better for everyone if it didnt get stuck...If/when convicted he'l be segregated with the rest of the kiddy fiddlers to their own division where he'l spend his days in his own little cell watching t.v & passing the time...it is dissapointing that sex offenders are kept out of reach of the general prison population.

Posted at 10:33AM on Jan 30th 2009 by JimCrow

32. To rawrimandio:
You in your post seem to be saying we shouldn't pass judgment on this man the God almighty will and we should just shut up nd leave things to the almighty? Well I think the good Lord says "a eye for a eye"! and also you think about this, God also say's "and the wicked shall be punish upon my earth"!!...Gettin right on it God thank you!

Posted at 10:40AM on Jan 30th 2009 by mike

33. #7: I live where this happened. The man admitted to the police before he tried to kill himself that he molested two four-year-old girls. He's up on charges for one, and will most likely get another charge for the other. Yes, he deserves a trial, but I don't think anybody in the know has any doubt about his guilt. The van was finally removed from its perch yesterday using a huge construction crane. The road over the Colorado National Monument had to be shut down so the crane could get to the site. He's a big costly pain, and since these types can't be cured (I'll never understand it. Four-year-olds?) I wish he would have succeeded.

Posted at 10:39AM on Jan 30th 2009 by LS

34. Was he trying to drive off the cliff backwards?

Posted at 10:41AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Allen

35. "My 3 Cents"-
Did you READ Lauren's post? That's what she said. She said there was no absolute proof available (to the public) at the time of the Bronco chase, but it was still obvious to most of us that he was guilty. Maybe you should take the time to read a post before trying a "pre-skool" insult and acting like a jerk.

Posted at 10:53AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Amanda

36. Yes, I'm sure God saves people so they can be raped in prison as a punishment. That viewpoint is very christian indeed. Jesus would approve.

Posted at 10:55AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Jake

37. to me this hilarious! this guy tried to rake an east way out and failed miserably! now he is goin 2 pay for this consequences of violation and small child. now he can rot in a smelly jail cell.

Posted at 11:20AM on Jan 30th 2009 by pudgumes*

38. A pedophile in jail is a fate worse than death. What went around, came around.

Posted at 11:23AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Roger C.

39. As soon as you guys can, you should post his full name and a picture. So everyone will know who he is...

Posted at 12:21PM on Jan 30th 2009 by Zelly

40. WHAT A FREAKKKKKK C'MON JUST PUT THE BASTERED AWAY HE DOESNT NEED MEDICAL HELP TAKE HIM TOO JAIL ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Posted at 11:47AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Jess

41. God saved this guy. God has plans for him. I think that God is pissed.

Posted at 11:52AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Walter

42. This happened right by where I live. He was on the front page of the Grand Junction Daily Sentinel. He is a confessed child molester who should rot in HELL! The van is still in the Colorado National Monument, right by where I live. Do you realize how much of your MONEY this costs to remove him and now, the van? What a bum. At least he could have made it to the bottom so they could have got him out, dead, but less expensive. Sorry for the bitterness, I hate this type of human being..

Posted at 2:10PM on Jan 30th 2009 by patty deborn

43. "Now, I have to ask you religious folks - WHY would God want to save a guy like this, cause I know you'll all say that it's part of his plan."

So he can face the justice he deserves, in prison.

Posted at 12:25PM on Jan 30th 2009 by NotReligious

44. hah. Looks like he tried to jump across the canyon and almost made it.. A rocket powered pedo-van.

Posted at 12:30PM on Jan 30th 2009 by Vic Morrows\\\' Ghost

45. They always say Karma is a bitch....well your looking at it. How ironic though is it that he gets to go to jail and hang out with all the BIG boys for a while after going to the hospital. What a F-ing loser and I hope he gets the broomstick while hes on vaction in there.

Posted at 12:33AM on Feb 21st 2009 by juli

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