A-Rod Allegedly Knocks Steroid Test Out of Park

1. FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!!

Posted at 12:35PM on Feb 7th 2009 by toofastforyou!

2. BOW DOWN TO YER KING!!!

Posted at 12:38PM on Feb 7th 2009 by toofastforyou!

3. no i wont,i dont go dat way 2slow4me ,bow down 2c a small mushroom????

Posted at 12:50PM on Feb 7th 2009 by toofastforyou

4. A-Fraud on steroids???????? Wow.........what a surprise!!!

Posted at 1:08PM on Feb 7th 2009 by Hardwood22

5. IT FLATTERS ME THAT IVE SPAWN'D SO MANY KOPY KAT'S,THAT CANT THINK FOR THENSELVES SO THEIR IN AW OF ME CUZ IM TOO DARN FAST!THERE IS ONLY ONE TOFASTFORYOU! ACCEPT NO IMATATORS!

Posted at 1:47PM on Feb 7th 2009 by toofastforyou!

6. Another lying MLB player? Clemons, Bonds, A Fraud....3 of the biggest names ever in this sport and all 3 of them liars, cheats...and the MLB Commissioner makes 18million dollars a year for perpetuating this Fraud on America?---he should be up on charges like Wall Street Executives should.

If you continue to follow baseball just do it with the understanding they are ALL cheating---period, than you wont be so shocked when you learn it later. They should blow the whole thing up and start over---starting with the outlandish salaries and ticket prices.

Can you imagine Manny Ramirez turning down 25million dollars to play a game for one year? In this economy? Go back to the DR and run some cock fights Ramirez....someone check his papers please. And His IQ

Freaking Frauds the whole lot of them

Posted at 1:49PM on Feb 7th 2009 by Just Passing Through

7. Is anyone surprrised that a man who cheats on his wife with skanks, and leaves his wife for a ho is caught cheating on the job as well?

Posted at 2:29PM on Feb 7th 2009 by Voice of Reason

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Posted at 2:37PM on Feb 7th 2009 by toofastforyou!

9. toofast for you,
the reason that your always first is that you have nothing better to do than sit and wait for the latest story so you can comment first this means YOU HAVE NO LIFE who cares if your first your a loser! everyone else has something to do with their lives

Posted at 2:46PM on Feb 7th 2009 by lessie

10. NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING. THIS STORY IS BS. ANOTHER DIRT BAG IS TRYING TO SABATOGE A ROD. WHAT ELSE IS NEW! A ROD DOESNT DO STEROIDS AND ID LIKE TO SEE THE ACTUAL TEST RESULT WITH HIS NAME ON IT.

Posted at 2:49PM on Feb 7th 2009 by UNREAL

11. Did you say A-Roid?

Posted at 3:19PM on Feb 7th 2009 by leeyah

12. Him being so close to David Segui in Seattle none of this should be a surprise to anyone. Sad for Alex because things could have been so different for him had he taken the high road.

Posted at 1:04AM on Feb 12th 2009 by Georji

13. Most of the Yankees use...just ask Jeter the Cheater...

Posted at 4:42PM on Feb 7th 2009 by Yankees SUCK

14. Madonna injects steroids into her labia. She can pick A-Rod up like a quarter.

Posted at 5:48PM on Feb 7th 2009 by kan

15. Despite popular opinion, A-Rod was not having an affair with Madonna. He was her steroid supplier. Please note Madonna's full and thick moustache.

Posted at 6:38PM on Feb 7th 2009 by big_ghoti