Alba's Hubby -- Assistant for Life
Marrying Jessica Alba hasn't stopped Cash Warren from being a P.A. -- now instead of doing coffee runs on movie sets, he's doing photo-op bitch work for Jessica's fans.
Marrying Jessica Alba hasn't stopped Cash Warren from being a P.A. -- now instead of doing coffee runs on movie sets, he's doing photo-op bitch work for Jessica's fans.
1. Sounds like a tough job. I'll take it though!!
Posted at 2:08AM on Feb 12th 2009 by DJ
2. Sh!t like this makes my day. Thanks TMZ :)
Posted at 2:16AM on Feb 12th 2009 by Sometimes I really LOVE this f#cking site! HaHa
3. jajaja.. what a b-i-t-c-h!
Posted at 2:29AM on Feb 12th 2009 by jajaja
4. aww that's mean to say... he is just a husband you know...
prolly a very very good one to, doing all that stuff..
dang who WHOULDN'T do that if you were married to Alba?!?
i love her ;]
Posted at 3:02AM on Feb 12th 2009 by jairemie
5. I'd hold her purse while taking the picture..LOL
Posted at 6:56AM on Feb 12th 2009 by nyst8oneonTMZ
6. WHO CARES we are sick of ms sweden! everytme she opens her mouth she puts her foot in it and we are all sick of her racist attitude...she needs to find another job because no one likes her much anymore that's what happens to celebs that depend on their looks to be famous when they have a kid and it changes their looks to their disadvantage they are no longer in demand and the industry finds younger anc much prettier tighter people to replace them for instance ms sweded!
Posted at 8:55AM on Feb 12th 2009 by candy
7. If they wouldn't take the pic for the fan you would have critisized them ... they stop and take the time to accomidate a fan and you critisize them! Get to work on some real TMZ happenings not just made up bitchiness.
Posted at 9:00AM on Feb 12th 2009 by TMZ YOU ARE MEAN
8. If he doesn't take the picture he is a jerk, wimp, loser, weakling.
If he takes the picture he is a wimp, loser, weakling.
wtf?
Posted at 9:13AM on Feb 12th 2009 by Jaxx
9. To take a picture for a fan with his wfe.
Nice gesture on everyone's part.
Grow up Harvey -
boo hoo
boo hoo
Harvey is a big baby
Posted at 11:01AM on Feb 12th 2009 by Nice thought for the day
10. BITCH WORK ! So he's working for TMZ ?
Posted at 11:49AM on Feb 12th 2009 by NotLOL
11. Right because it's obviously killing him to help a fan get a photo op? He's only a b-i-t-c-h if he starts screwing around on her cause his ego can't take stupid little pic captions like these. After all, the media is responsible for all that Mr. Halle Berry and Mr. Hilary Swank crap that I doubt helped out their marriages back in the day. Gotta love the hypocrisy TMZ. Now snap a pic and realize that he gets to go home with Alba tonight and you're the guy taking a pic behind the man taking a pic of his fiance while out one night
Posted at 6:28PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Kayla
12. ERRAND BOY FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
Posted at 12:06PM on Feb 12th 2009 by Judge
13. The 27-year-old actress covers the March 2009 issue of Elle, and dished on how she was able to get back into shape after giving birth to Honor Marie. “I did it for the Campari job. [The workouts] were horrible. I cried. And I haven’t worked out since,” she said.
Alba also discussed why she chose Honor as her daughter’s name. “It’s weird; your name can really shape who you are. When I was born, my name was supposed to be Farrah Dawn. My mother looked like Farrah Fawcett, so she thought her daughter would, too. When I came out dark, my father had to scratch it off the birth certificate.”
Posted at 4:35PM on Feb 12th 2009 by Please just STFU already!
14. Jessica Alba, Queen of Self -Hatred:
“I’ve got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.”
“My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn’t speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose.”
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We’re so glad you “cut loose,” Jess, now if only someone would cut out your stupid tongue to shut you up!!
Posted at 4:38PM on Feb 12th 2009 by rotten
15. Heres another one "Ugh, I know I have curves. (poor baby) My aunts are all fat."
Posted at 4:40PM on Feb 12th 2009 by b*tch slap