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Animal Sex for Valentine's Day

2/12/2009 4:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

ZooroticaNothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.

A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!

For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.

So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.

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DONNA    

JUST TO CRAZY FOR ME. I LOVE TO KEEP MY MONEY AND NOT WASTE IT ON CRAP LIKE THIS. LET THE FRIGGIN ANIMALS BE YOU IDIOTS

1976 days ago
17.

putnut2    

you have caught us, there is absolutely nothing better to do in michigan when it is below freezing...on a brighter note, the monkies probably wont be flinging poo

1976 days ago
18.

TMZ looser    

Not that TMZ indulges in such practices! TMZ polcy is doan't ask , no tail!

1976 days ago
19.

mom in michigan    

You know I live by this zoo and I am very offended. I realize that animals have sex but to showcase it????? I bring my children to this place. As a society are we really desperate we gotta watch animals do it to get turned on??? If thats the case then stay home and watch the discovery channel, thew porn of the animal world.

1976 days ago
20.

AbbieM    

I gotta say that your piece about this on last night's show (2/13) was so funny I almost peed myself. Everyone's comments were hilarious, especially the part about the giraffes. Loved the music track, too. OMG. Post that, please!

1975 days ago
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sparky    

I never thought it would be Binder park zoo. I was expecting a zoo near Detroit. I thinks its funny how they are charging $50 when you can go there any day and watch the horny tortoises. When I went there as a kid (especially on school trips ) the tortoises were always feeling frisky. Oh the awkward memories.

1972 days ago
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