Mickey -- I'd Hump a Gorilla Before Courtney Love

16. In that case I'm making make a mental note not to reincarnate as a gorilla.

Posted at 1:39PM on Feb 13th 2009 by MickeyHolland

17. he just acted as badly as ERW, when she told the press he was too old and wasnt attracted tomickey. she was bitchy about it, mickey was meaner

Posted at 12:51PM on Feb 14th 2009 by gizmo

18. i dont know which is worse, mickey or octomom. wait, lets get greasey bear and his brother, paris into this mix.
its obvious you have to fill in the empty spaces. lets fill your limited brain space first. THIS DUDE MAY HAVE
TALENT BUT IS NOT AT ALL ATTRACTIVE. THE ONLY REASON A WOMAN WOULD HUMP HIM WOULD BE
FOR MONEY. talk about a walking std????? duh. this site was to be for "famous movie stars?". ???????
you have pathetic losers. why in the hell you would have the pathetic octuplet mom's picture is beyond me.

Posted at 2:06PM on Feb 13th 2009 by caroljane

19. TMZ WHY DONT YOU GET MICKEY A MUCH NEEDED MAKEOVER. FOR GOD'S SAKE. AT LEAST A HAIR
SYLIST. WHEW. TELL HIM TO QUIT BUYING ALCOHOL AND DRUGS FOR A WEEK. GET A MAKEOVER.

Posted at 2:41PM on Feb 13th 2009 by caroljane

20. Hey uh? i assume you meant "gay dwarf" derogatorily. nothing wrongs with gays or dwarfs; find a new insult dude.

Posted at 5:36PM on Feb 17th 2009 by gutless

21. Um #14, a REAL man doesnt beat woman, like he did to his former wife and probably continues to do to other women. What makes him think Courtney would even WANT his ugly gross ass? cant believe all the hype hes getting nowadays just because of some stupid movie. Does no one remembers that he's a drug addict, alchoholic woman beater??

Posted at 2:29PM on Feb 13th 2009 by cutiepie32

22. Maybe Mickey Rourke has humped a Gorilla? I'm just putting out there....

Posted at 3:37PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Clownsscareme2

23. Personally I would rather do Courtney Love and the gorilla than do Mickey Rourke!

Posted at 4:02PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Linda

24. MICKEY TELLS THE TRUTH!!! SUCK IT UP FOR THE REST OF YOU PC SHEEPLE!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:05PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Truth

25. Everyone, dont forget the charges against mickey rourke for "allegedly" beating his wife were dropped. Apparently Carre otis was too high to remember anything!
As for mickey and courtney, i think rourke did her, he has got buyers remorse now. I feel sorry for courtney , how humiliating.
But then again i cant imagine rourke being desperate enough as an oscar nominee to stoop so low as to sleep with a disease infected looking grease monkey like courtney. The ladies are lined up for rourke these days, and he is looking the best he has in years.

Posted at 12:51PM on Feb 14th 2009 by lady

26. Oh my god. You guys are pathetic. I would prefer to nail a HUMAN BEING. The 74% are sickos. SICKO.

Posted at 4:33PM on Feb 13th 2009 by R

27. He looks like he just DID and a gay one at that!.

Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Clwns

28. courtney's hot and i'd choose here over many others . she's crazy, middle age, and trampy looking, but all that sounds pretty good to me right now .

Posted at 5:59PM on Feb 13th 2009 by bobbyozone

29. Hey, Mickey's hot! I just saw 9 1/2 weeks last night for the first time. Yee Haw! Courtney is just plain yucky... Mickey can get help for his face, but Courtney is "stuck" with hers...

Posted at 7:08PM on Feb 13th 2009 by BigMamma

30. Good Googly Moogily,they is both NASTY.

BUT I'D DO MICKEY FOR MONEY.

for real
:O

Posted at 7:29PM on Feb 13th 2009 by ZombieSeesYou!