Jessica Simpson: Curves Her Enthusiasm

61. Let's face it... and I bet everyone on here agrees with it... EVERY GD overweight girl (please god forgive me) is an easy lay... I remember in high school there was one teachers aide that would take care of high school and middle school boys in her car or behind a local Chinese resturant. Once I was in a line of guys that included the mayor of our town, a catholic priest and the entire junior varsity football team. This lighhearted story ends on a sad note. Several years later this woman was in her kitchen...she wore her hair in a long thick braid...any how some how the end of the braid got caught in her garbage disposal and she was decaptiated. She lived alone and they didn't find her for 3 weeks...apparently squirrels had devoured most of her body.

Have a nice day!

Posted at 5:04PM on Feb 14th 2009 by Coach Jack Dunworth

62. There you go Jess.... You look like a million bucks! Nicely done.

Posted at 1:42AM on Feb 18th 2009 by Casanova

63. they could hide quarters in her stretchmarks.

Posted at 5:11PM on Feb 14th 2009 by violent by satan

64. #61 What a load of crap! No adult head is going to fit down a garbage disposal. She may have been scalped, but she probably would have lived. It would be impossible for a garbage disposal to cut off someone's head. You're an idiot!

Posted at 5:27PM on Feb 14th 2009 by TMZislame

65. I am no fan of hers but there is nothing wrong with curves !,,,I don't think many guys would look the other way if she walked past them ! Nice legs!

Posted at 5:29PM on Feb 14th 2009 by steve

66. I do not know much about Jessica except for the factual comments I read at TMZ. However, in that
picture she looks like a mindless, smiling, Stepford Wife. She is a cutie though, especially when not
in those ridiculous mom jeans

Posted at 6:19PM on Feb 14th 2009 by noiselsug

67. I do not know anything about Jessica except for the factual comments I read at TMZ. However, in that
picture she looks like a mindless. smiling, Stepford Wife. She is a cutie though, especially when
not in those ridiculous mom jeans

Posted at 6:24PM on Feb 14th 2009 by noiseslug

68. Jessica looks great and looks better than most women I see out in public on a daily basis. Get a life haters.

Posted at 6:39PM on Feb 14th 2009 by Miss Miss

69. 1. Let's face it... and I bet everyone on here agrees with it... EVERY GD overweight girl (please god forgive me) is an easy lay... I remember in high school there was one teachers aide that would take care of high school and middle school boys in her car or behind a local Chinese resturant. Once I was in a line of guys that included the mayor of our town, a catholic priest and the entire junior varsity football team. This lighhearted story ends on a sad note. Several years later this woman was in her kitchen...she wore her hair in a long thick braid...any how some how the end of the braid got caught in her garbage disposal and she was decaptiated. She lived alone and they didn't find her for 3 weeks...apparently squirrels had devoured most of her body.

Have a nice day!

Posted at 5:04PM on Feb 14th 2009 by Coach Jack Dunworth

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Your idiotic comment just goes to show that stupidity and ignorance is truly an incurable disease...and you are infected.

Posted at 6:41PM on Feb 14th 2009 by Miss Miss

70. Why does thick, curvy and well-proportioned with no stomach always equal fat in White America?

Mae West was a size 16.

Look it up.

Jessica Simpson looks awesome and very sexy!

Posted at 7:06PM on Feb 14th 2009 by WriteRight

71. What is up with you people? Jessica Simpson may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer,she may not have a good singing voice,and mercy knows, she cannot act to save her soul,but she is at least happy in her own skin. What is up with all the snarky remarks about her jeans and her weight?.......especially all those women who wrote about her. We expect that nonsense from MEN,but please,you WOMEN out there? WOMEN WILL NEVER TRULY BE FREE IF WE STILL CONTINUE TO SNIPE AT EACH OTHERS PERCEIVED FLAWS! After all, what are we WOMEN,or that other gender who still lives in a cave most of the time!!!!!

Posted at 7:02PM on Feb 14th 2009 by Wanda

72. This girl turns everything to she touches into sh*t, movies, remake of a song, Nick's career, and last but not least Tony's career. Just has he was starting out his real NFL career they get together and BOOM, just like that he becomes the laughing stock of the Cowboys. Every year they got worse didn't even make the playoffs. I really wish these two would hurry the hell up and get married, so they can get a divorce and be done with. Hopefully he proposes on Valentines, and gets the ball rolling on this ASAP.

Posted at 7:03PM on Feb 14th 2009 by ac2009

73. If Jessica Simpson is fat then there alot of "Obese" women in the world! this is not considered fat. She looks like a women. remember that people get older and don't hold on to boyish figures forever. I don't know why most women want to be a stick? Why look like a 12 year old boy. Women are supposed to be sexy with Ass, boobs, thighs, and hip's. I guess different cultures..find different things attractive.

Posted at 7:04PM on Feb 14th 2009 by MMJ

74. I'd knock the bottom outta that!!!

Posted at 7:27PM on Feb 14th 2009 by Tommy T.

75. I'd tap that all night long!

Posted at 7:27PM on Feb 14th 2009 by Lincoln