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Joan Rivers:

Humans Taste Like Chicken!

2/17/2009 6:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Joan Rivers has been taking cooking lessons from Hannibal Lecter -- because both have a taste for human flesh!

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Her advice for tummy tucks? Well, let's just say you won't want to stop by her place for dinner.

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jr70895    

Ha Ha Bitches!!!!!

1988 days ago
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Dr. Adams    

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...shucks...........

1988 days ago
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toofastforyou!    

FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!! HEHOHOHAHAHAHE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1988 days ago
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toofastforyou!    

im so embare assed...aol is super slow but i poseted way b-4 yo'all................

1988 days ago
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toofastforyou!    

I agree with Joan 100%

1988 days ago
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toofastforyou!    

too fast i bet you taste like dog poop

1988 days ago
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PEPSI Generation    

I don`t care how old you are, and my wife loves you too here in lock up!.

1988 days ago
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Capt Jack    

toofastforyou. What an idiot you are. 20 minutes after the first post and you think you are first. You were not even 2nd or 3rd. You need your own TMZ web site just for you.

1988 days ago
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Gigglez90    

#8 lol!

1988 days ago
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richards    

she actually looks semi OK

1988 days ago
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marge    

Rivers is one of the most disgusting celebrities to "work it" in Hollywood. She's mean, ignorant, vindictive, hateful and un believably crude and vulgar.

She has said hateful things about people I know and respect, for no better reason than to get a laugh at their expense.

1988 days ago
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The Dude    

Now that plastic surgery is out for her, she is probably eating the hearts and livers of children in a bid to stay young looking.

1988 days ago
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northern gypsy    


hey #12 the dude...
thxs...that was my laugh out loud comment for the day...
ummm...who knew...i always thought it was only the heart's of babe's that were magical !!!

1988 days ago
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jfp    

Dear Joan,

It's all going to your ass. Your Big Fat Ass.

1987 days ago
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toofastforyou!    

there in Seattle baby, the worlds greatest city!!!

1987 days ago
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