Media Ho to Media Ho: You're a Media Ho

A psychiatrist has lodged a written complaint with the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services claiming Nadya Suleman is putting her 14 children "in psychological and physical danger." But here's the best part -- the shrink has never met OctoMom!

Dr. Carole Lieberman rolls herself out on TV whenever there's a crazy who needs analyzing. So Dr. Carole analyzed this, claiming OctoMom "is not stable enough" to handle her 14 kiddies. The good Dr. claims OctoMom is "preoccupied with fantasies of having unlimited power" and that she is "exploiting her children."

And this is priceless -- she notes only animals have litters.

Lieberman, who has appeared on "Today," "Oprah," "Larry King Live" and any other show that has asked, admits she never met OctoMom but "I have analyzed her media interviews and other reports."

Paging Dr. Freud.