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"SNL" -- You Can't Beat Us

Kenan Thompson"Saturday Night Live" will not let a silly little beating stand in the way of what could be a rating's bonanza.

Kenan Thompson told Us Magazine Chris Brown is more than welcome on "SNL" anytime, saying, "We don't care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings! If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy."

But wait, there's more. Kenan says, "I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying -- you have to learn that you can't put your
hands on a female."

Kenan calls the whole Rihanna thing "an unfortunate situation."

There's a Latin phrase, res ipsa loquitur. Translation: The thing speaks for itself.



Tags: chris brown, ChrisBrown, kenan thompson, KenanThompson, lorne michaels, LorneMichaels, performance, performing, rihanna, saturday night live, SaturdayNightLive

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16. Lorne Michaels,
Now you have a legitimate reason to fire him...not JUST because he's not funny and that long time viewers have quit watching because of him, but because its gonna make SNL look like an a$$ or better yet have Rhianna come on and let him play Chris Brown and have her really beat the $hit out of him!

Posted at 8:26PM on Feb 21st 2009 by gloria

17. There was a reason All That got cancelled and Nickelodeon went down the drain and its name is Kenan. Come on NBC do you want that to happen to you?

Posted at 8:32PM on Feb 21st 2009 by LeAnn

18. That Keenan is about as intelligent as he is handsome. What a complete, utter, waste of oxygen! Get that moron off of t.v.

Posted at 8:32PM on Feb 21st 2009 by p****off

19. I honestly can say that I have never heard anything intelligent ever come out of Keenan Thompson's mouth. What a talentless moron.

Posted at 8:34PM on Feb 21st 2009 by Bill

20. I hope that the over size man called kenenan from snl meets his match one day. He is a disgrace to the woman who bore him.

Posted at 8:53PM on Feb 21st 2009 by respect

21. Why doesn't this half assed so called "comedian"take act to HBO's def comedy jam.They appreciate that ghetto humor over there. Assh*le. I'm sure Lorne Michaels agrees!

Posted at 9:35PM on Feb 21st 2009 by jimbo

22. Some smart comediens try and be controversial, but I think Keenan is a product of his own environment...meaning incest. That's a compliment for an idiot like that. I'd smack his fat dumb ass If I thought it would help. Lauren Michaels, if you hire me, I'll dedicate an entire season of writing to make fun of Keenan's stupidity...Lord knows you're to afraid to mock Barack like you did GW. Is spoofing the new menu at the White House to contraversial?

Posted at 9:35PM on Feb 21st 2009 by Ignorance Hater

23. two words...scum bag

Posted at 9:42PM on Feb 21st 2009 by jeepers

24. I FOR ONE WILL NOT BE WATCHING SNL UNTIL THIS UNEDUCATED IDIOT IS GONE.
NO WOMAN DESERVES TO BE HIT AND HIS COMMENTS ON THE RHI SITUATION ONLY FURTHER THE STEREOTYPE AND MYTH OF WHY MEN HIT WOMEN.

GET EDUCATED YOU ASSHOLE.

SNL SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE PEOPLE LIKE HIM ON THEIR SHOW.

Posted at 10:07PM on Feb 21st 2009 by enoughisenough

25. If that Jack Off is on the show the ratings will be lower than they are now. Chris Brown and Keenan Thonpson are A Holes

Posted at 10:08PM on Feb 21st 2009 by C-Crest

26. I never really had a problem with Keenan though I found him less than funny quite a few times. I really love SNL and I refuse to give up on it though more than a lot of favorites have long gone (and more recently Tina Fey and Amy Pohler, sigh). But I am starting to question some of their cast choices and repetitive skit choices. The laser cats thing is horrible and not funny. Neither is Keenan's FIX IT character on weekend update. I could name more but I digress.
Keenan should apologize for his statements. Even if they were taken out of context. He is implying that it is understandable what Chris Brown did since he knows "how women get". Pathetic.

Posted at 10:14PM on Feb 21st 2009 by Jen

27. If he has a girlfriend.....LEAVE NOW!

Posted at 10:16PM on Feb 21st 2009 by PO'd

28. I FOR ONE WILL NOT BE WATCHING SNL UNTIL THIS UNEDUCATED IDIOT IS GONE.
NO WOMAN DESERVES TO BE HIT AND HIS COMMENTS ON THE RHI SITUATION ONLY FURTHER THE STEREOTYPE AND MYTH OF WHY MEN HIT WOMEN IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA.

GET EDUCATED YOU ASSHOLE.

SNL SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE PEOPLE LIKE HIM ON THEIR SHOW.

Posted at 10:18PM on Feb 21st 2009 by enoughisenough

29. someone needs to be fired. I never liked him. Stupid jackass

Posted at 10:18PM on Feb 21st 2009 by anna

30. Does this mean someone can beat up a black person if they don't like what he's saying? According to this guy, you get to beat up someone if you don't like how they act. Bet he wouldn't agree with that. This guy obviously has as little self-control with his fists as he does with his food.

Posted at 2:48AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by A-men

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