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"SNL" -- You Can't Beat Us

Kenan Thompson"Saturday Night Live" will not let a silly little beating stand in the way of what could be a rating's bonanza.

Kenan Thompson told Us Magazine Chris Brown is more than welcome on "SNL" anytime, saying, "We don't care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings! If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy."

But wait, there's more. Kenan says, "I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying -- you have to learn that you can't put your
hands on a female."

Kenan calls the whole Rihanna thing "an unfortunate situation."

There's a Latin phrase, res ipsa loquitur. Translation: The thing speaks for itself.



Tags: chris brown, ChrisBrown, kenan thompson, KenanThompson, lorne michaels, LorneMichaels, performance, performing, rihanna, saturday night live, SaturdayNightLive

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31. AM i still banned and abanded....Is LORNE still with us...SOMEONE please.I wrote for LORNE MICHAELS since steve martin walked though my paper route back in 1968.Steve Martin was the only person I ever saw with white hair at a young age.BUT he doubled that look of one of my handlers...but she was a female and about the only person I trusted.LORNE knew that from FOX CBS NBC westinghouse GE`s people on tower cams and radar earth mics.Step dad said shut the hell up and do`nt write nothN4them but they scanned me anyway.So step dad gets pissed and slam`s the car door on my left hand cutting off about three fingers.They put them back but I still bleed inside my fingers and now I`am a old man myself.Beaver,kerry,morrissey,martin and so on all shadowed me since I was six.I was a hidden hughes`s and the networks cloned my everymove and art and beat dad into the ground than step dad into the ground than friend after friend.NOT don`t be my friend I would`nt wish that on anyone.Trillionare- four trillion.5

Posted at 11:01PM on Feb 21st 2009 by LOren & Ricardo Michael(SS)

32. Use to wear those keenan boxs on his feet...he hated germs and had hand no hands-the friendly sky`s weren`t so friendly to dad...so they hid him away and he doubled himself endlessly and even doubled his wife and girls freinds.they all looked the same and the networks doubled him also and I was nearly killed manytimes by Dad`s and his friends doubles.Michal ripped off so many movies and bits plus hollywood even ripped of the HOLLYWOOD sign from me.The estate HHMI was all a scam handout to themselfs FRATs masonics and 1%er`s.Japan in 1964 full digital satellites (HOWARD HUGHES) first live TV satellite summer games of 1964 from japan worldwide off of three hughes`s satellites by the end of 1964 the USA goverment took all that for themselfs and later even canada`s hughes`s satellites were shoot down.STARFISH PRIME was WWIII satellite war and damged the whole earth`s magnafeilds for over 10 years and knocked out 65% of all satellites SPACE RACE was one is still is.I went ANTI-nuclear war and dad and tom slick his best friend did also.Howard died in ATOMIC city fighting the AEC and slowing the ATOMIC CLOCK which is now spinning again.I would have built peace and dad tryed to when he got into land and rental but they would`nt let him and locked his ass up.I hid even from them as he wanted me to.They are bad guySS real bad.

Posted at 11:22PM on Feb 21st 2009 by Dad howard Hughes`s

33. CONKHOWARD......WOODS TIGER

Posted at 11:32PM on Feb 21st 2009 by WTF? CONKHOWARD WOODS TIGER

34. Wood`s tiger

Posted at 11:42PM on Feb 21st 2009 by Palm beach post photo`s CONKHUGHES

35. Post PIX CONKHOWARD palm beach post

Posted at 11:52PM on Feb 21st 2009 by postpix CONKHOWARD

36. MUMB

Posted at 11:55PM on Feb 21st 2009 by MR.MUMB

37. Keenan whateverthehellhisnameis is a fat, stupid, talentless, illiterate shmuck.

Posted at 12:09AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by eldiablo

38. Yes, the thing speaks for itself. This is an okay thing in the black community. Cmon, you nation of cowards-- admit it. Rihanna, please come out of this stronger. Chris -- I hope you rot in hell. People of every color wake up and denigrate this behavior.

Posted at 12:12AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by Laura, Thank you

39. What an idiot. It doesn't take much brains to either keep shut up about this subject or have compassion and know right from wrong. Just goes to show you how stupid people are in the entertainment industry- and we buy into it!

Posted at 12:23AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by Karen

40. People! Stop calling women "females."

Posted at 12:27AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by Thath

41. Keenan is a big fat idiot.

Posted at 1:48AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by Madagascar

42. Ok, this is one I'll gladly turn the TV off for when I see him.

I won't be missing anything, either.

Posted at 2:42AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by Me

43. So it's okay for a man to hit a woman? Even more okay if it's a Black man beating on a Black woman? You have got to be kidding! People who are defending Chris Brown's actions are an embarrassment. They have no morals and they're ignorant of the law. There is no excuse for what he did. None. And Rihanna needs to grow up and do the right thing--which is to testify against him. There are reports that she is "torn" about testifying because she still loves him. And some people think this is "cute." It's not cute. If Rihanna doesn't testify, how will she feel when he beats her up again, as he surely will, or when he hurts or even kills another woman? Will she still be torn then?

If Keenan is as smart as he is talented, that must mean not at all. He's not smart and he's not talented. SNL is no way as good as it used to be, but it still has its funny moments. But Keenan is not in any of them. Get a day job, please.

Posted at 1:21AM on Feb 24th 2009 by Totally disgusted

44. No more SNL for me.

Shame on NBC for keeping this person on the payroll.

Posted at 2:56AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by Lisa

45. Keenan is as smart as he is talented--which is not at all. SNL is no way as good as it used to be, but it still has some funny moments. Keenan isn't in any of them.

So it's okay for a man to hit a woman? Even more okay if it's a Black man beating on a Black woman? You have got to be kidding! People like Keenan who are defending Chris Brown's actions are an embarrassment. They have no morals and they're ignorant of the law. There is no excuse for what he did. None. And Rihanna needs to grow up and do the right thing--which is to testify against him. There are reports that she is "torn" about testifying because she still loves him. And some people think this is "cute." It's not cute. If Rihanna doesn't testify, how will she feel when he beats her up again, as he surely will, or when he hurts or even kills another woman? Will she still be torn then?

Posted at 2:57AM on Feb 22nd 2009 by Totally disgusted

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