Hmmm...A Slauson swap meet Wig fits perfectly with her Slauson Swap Meet Morals! Used to think Alicia Keys was classy and a good role model for her young female fans...Now, since her little "Oops, condom broke" baby is on the way, and she's played a role in helping to break up a family, it is clear that she is nothing more than a gorgeous ghetto piece of trash with a wonderful singing Voice...And any woman who says that she's okay needs to check their priorities too...They damn sure wouldnt be congratulating her if it was their Husband...they'd be ready to kick her cheap, skanky, no condom wearing-while-sneaking-around-with-a-married-man behind! She should start writing songs about how sleazy, scandalous, indifferent, selfish, and ghetto she really is...Tell the truth for a change, fake Superwoman!
Britney Spears might miss a lot more 'X Factor' auditions ... because she can! Simon Cowell gave Brit damn near free reign in order to sign the pop star to that $15 million deal -- but is it backfiring? We'll tell you what peeps on the set are saying.Plus, Chris Jericho's…