Brad Pitt was deemed a security risk at LAX this weekend -- and not missing a chance to pat down one of the hottest guys alive, security pulled him into a back room for a thorough wanding ... we're guessing he was asked what Jennifer Aniston was really like.
16. chitown hottie, am sure this is an accurate self description, but anyway, yeah, you know that. Brad has said Angelina's beauty never gets old. They are the power couple of all time, give away millions to charity. Have each other and a lovely family. They seem happy to me. What is your agenda? Let's guess.
Posted at 3:34PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by jack
17. I would like to have that job so I could strip-search Brad Pitt (and maybe Alec Baldwin) everytime they go through security. Just call me and I'll come.....
Posted at 3:50PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Ida Clare
18. How long do you think it will be before he buys a private jet? And yeah, I'd frisk him a couple of times, til I was sure he was happy ;-)
Posted at 4:25PM on Mar 3rd 2009 by woohoo
19. I don't think he, Angelina, and the kids haven't settled down. I read some article that they are moving to Brazil this summer. After Brazil, what is the place they will move to? Switzerland? Just guessing.
Posted at 3:54PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Dahlink
20. I'm shocked to see him fly on a regular airline....really shocked. He didn't have that beard last week!
Posted at 4:01PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by grandma
21. Maybe they do count people off and pull someone in that way, but not in my case.
I ALWAYS get called in. Actually they put me in a glassed in area (visible to everyone) with other elderly people and I wait till a wander has time to 'do me." It is humiliating. They even run their hands along my legs.
I do not have to sit in the public area, however (didn't always know this). I can demand a private wanding. This requires the time of not one but two security people (to be sure there is no hanky panky in that private area, ya know).
Reason for all of this: I have a titanium knee replacement. I also have a ten-inch scar to prove it, I am a female 67 years old. They are worried that my scar is really there because I must have inserted a weapon of some kind into my knee.
A note from my doctor is meaningless.
Posted at 5:01PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Lilarose
22. I bet they didn't even know he Brad Pitt-had they known who he was they wouldn't have bothered wasting tax payers time to check him out. Silly--as someone said the real Terrorist slipped by unless they were star struck..
Posted at 5:02PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Lori
23. Oy. This man is aging before our eye. I guess it's a combination of moving into a new home every few months, 6 kids, a high maintenance publicity whore and her wanting to be the center of the universe.
And she wants more kids. Amazing what money will buy - kids, nannies, nurses, more kids, more nannies more nurses.
She's about as intelligent as the Octo-mom. Feh!!
Posted at 5:08PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Watching Pitt age before our eyes
24. Don't you mean Benjamin "Buttons" as Jolie called it. She doesn't even know the proper name of his movie. What a waste of a great piece of literature on him
Posted at 7:35PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by He's old
25. leave toofastforyou alone. He is probably working. OK LOSERS.
Posted at 6:49PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by DIZZY
26. BRAD SHOULD OF HAD KIDS WITH JEN. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND ANGELINA IS NOTHING BUT A DOUCHE BAG.
Posted at 6:51PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by ANGLELINA HATER
27. They probably wanted to see his Oscar. Oooooops, he didn't win one! Could it be because he and AJ were only nominated to boost ratings? hahahahaha
Posted at 2:16AM on Mar 3rd 2009 by Canuck
28. good for him
Posted at 8:29PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by Pie
29. Sheesh, such losers still smarting over Angie versus Jennifer, get over it, everybody has moved on.
And we should be happy that Brad is aging without the plastic surgery, look what happened to George Hamilton and
Mickey Rourke with so much surgery. They can't move their faces any more.
By the way, what is the over/under for when John Mayer moves on to the next young thing when Jen mentions matrimony??
Posted at 10:35PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by JJ
30. They pulled Brad in the back room to ask him if Angelina is as skanky as she looks. And if he's going to break up with Angie to marry OctoMom, Angie's clone.
Posted at 11:04PM on Mar 2nd 2009 by WTF?!
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