Teri Hatcher: Don't Cry for Me Argentina

1. Is it just me or is Terri Hatcher's nose.... crooked? Off kilter. Not quite plumb?

And why is her head skin so loose? Like a Sharpei?

Posted at 12:46AM on Mar 4th 2009 by anonymous

2. Also, her neck tendons are conquering her forehead geography.

This is really bothersome, why are you showing me this?!

Also, is there a haunting similarity between her face and Michael Jackson's?

WTF, TMZ. !!!!

Posted at 12:52AM on Mar 4th 2009 by anonymous

3. hi, I'm from argentina. I hate Cristina, she is an asshole. She has to much skin so loose on her face because she is weasting our money in cosmetic products to make her "look younger", and in designer clothes. She wears a diferent siut for evey meeting she has, even if the meeting are the same day, with 2 hours of diference! bitch! poor terry! sorry about my english, I did my best!

Posted at 1:07AM on Mar 4th 2009 by Carola

4. I've always liked Teri Hatcher and think she is still a hottie, but the woman on the right is also highly pokable! ;)

Posted at 1:10AM on Mar 4th 2009 by Micah

5. hi, I'm from argentina. I hate Cristina, she is an asshole. She has to much skin so loose on her face because she is weasting our money in cosmetic products to make her "look younger", and in designer clothes. She wears a diferent siut for evey meeting she has, even if the meeting are the same day, with 2 hours of diference! bitch! poor terry!
she wears A LOT OF MAKE UP! expensive make up, and the little children are dying of hungry, and she makes her face up with MAC!

Posted at 1:10AM on Mar 4th 2009 by Carola

6. hi, I'm from argentina. I hate Cristina, she is an asshole. She has to much skin so loose on her face because she is weasting our money in cosmetic products to make her "look younger", and in designer clothes. She wears a diferent siut for evey meeting she has, even if the meeting are the same day, with 2 hours of diference! bitch! poor terry!

Posted at 1:15AM on Mar 4th 2009 by Carola

7. It's really like her laugh lines are so deep they're turning her jowls into facial foreskin.

Posted at 1:17AM on Mar 4th 2009 by anonymous

8. hi, I'm from argentina. I hate Cristina, she is an asshole. She has to much skin so loose on her face because she is weasting our money in cosmetic products to make her "look younger", and in designer clothes. She wears a diferent siut for evey meeting she has, even if the meeting are the same day, with 2 hours of diference! bitch! poor terry!

Posted at 1:16AM on Mar 4th 2009 by Carola

9. I sorta got a Victoria Principal vibe off the one on the right, as opposed to Terri Hatcher.

Posted at 1:20AM on Mar 4th 2009 by Trixie Plentybuxom

10. omg, i swear she (Cristina Kirchner) gets uglier every day!!!!!! she should stop getting botox, her face doesn't look normal anymore!!!!

Posted at 1:28AM on Mar 4th 2009 by anonymous

11. es una boluda... hija de puta. Que no tenga ella mas de cuchillo en la cara!!! Ya pasaron los dias de joventud CK

Posted at 1:31AM on Mar 4th 2009 by Boluda

12. I'm from Argentina,
Cristina Kirchner Sucks!
Damn flesh eating zombie...

Posted at 1:45AM on Mar 4th 2009 by JuanPaz

13. Teri Hatcher actually looks half way decent in that pic cuz let me tell ya my HDTV Hates Teri Hatcher! she has deeper lines and wrinkles than a Shar Pei's Scrotum!

Posted at 1:47AM on Mar 4th 2009 by LaffinAtcha

14. I don't know who that other chick is but Teri Hatcher needs to stop grimacing like someone's sticking a fork up her @$$.

Posted at 1:48AM on Mar 4th 2009 by WTF?!

15. Raise your hand if you have NOT had sex with TH. She's hagging out bigtime.

Posted at 1:55AM on Mar 4th 2009 by Skank Tosser