Amanda Bynes -- Hands Off the Merchandise!

3/5/2009 8:58 AM PST
With all sorts of random drunk dudes manhandling her on the way out of the club last night, Amanda Bynes laid the verbal smackdown in Hollywood -- shouting, "I want no guy to touch me that I don't physically know." Whatever that means.

Eventually, some big helpful dudes helped clear a path to a taxi -- but not before the girls ran over some poor, helpless bastard who got in their way.

But Bynes apologized, and she's really hot, so all was forgiven.