Beauty
One Event, Five Bad Weaves

Lance Bass, Brendan Fraser, Chris Cornell, Alice Cooper and Billy Ray Cyrus all showed up to the same benefit in L.A. on Sunday, sportin' some seriously misguided follicularly-challenged looks. Hair wars!

Five Bad 'Dos

Bass went with the frosted faux-hawk, Fraser rocked the Propecia® spike and Cornell stunned in an '80s Rhea Perlman bob, while Cooper appeared to exhume the dyed black fried mane of some long lost uncast "Real Housewife of Orange County."

But it was Billy Ray Cyrus who really outdid himself with a flat-ironed highlighted Kelly Clarkson "Rachel" shag. Where's a Hannah Montana wig when you need one?!



Reader Comments

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1. damn

Posted at 2:44AM on Mar 10th 2009 by mercymercedes

2. I don't know who Chris Cornell is, but wtf is up with that soccer mom do?

Posted at 2:44AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Michelle McCormack

3. Are you saying for all 5, that is not their real hair? Someone please clarify...I know they look weird, but are you implying for each one of them their hair is not real?

Posted at 2:53AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Chuck the Cluck

4. Lance Bass actually looks amazingly cool compared to the rest. The others are so able to be ridiculed, that Bass doesn't really belong.

Cyrus really needs to chill on the flatiron and hair products.

Too funny. :)

Posted at 2:50AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Michelle McCormack

5. Lance Bass actually looks amazingly cool compared to the rest. The others are so able to be ridiculed, that Bass doesn't really belong.

Cyrus really needs to chill on the flatiron and hair products.

Too funny. :)

Posted at 2:51AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Michelle McCormack

6. tmz when you're funny you're funny. and that shiz was fuuuny.

lance bass looks like an idiot. cornell (whose hair you perfectly described) can't really help he's naturally curly

cyrus needs to get a clue (or at least a better stylist LOL)

BIG E

Posted at 1:12PM on Mar 10th 2009 by hair dew

7. billy ray cyrus -wtf? wasnt he a country music person? i dare him to walk around texas with that hair style!!

Posted at 3:00AM on Mar 10th 2009 by al

8. WTF happened to Brendan Frasier?

Posted at 3:20AM on Mar 10th 2009 by blablaboom

9. Remember when Bill Hicks made fun of Billy Rays hair like 15 years ago?!
I can't believe Bill's gone and this douchebag still roams the earth.

Posted at 3:31AM on Mar 10th 2009 by john

10. This Billy Ray character is slowly metamorphing into his teenage daughter, I'm guessing he will be auditioning for the same parts. There's a recession on after all.

Posted at 4:20AM on Mar 10th 2009 by MickeyVonDutch

11. Chris Cornell had the most beautuful long hair back in the day and cut it off, much to my dismay. He is gorgeous and I just love him!

Posted at 5:56AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Detroit

12. Whatever! Chris Cornell looks awesome! He has naturally curly sexy hair! BOO TMZ on that call!!!

Posted at 6:09AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Debzilla

13. This is way to funny, ha ha Good job guys.

Posted at 6:21AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Princess

14. GUYS DON"T LOOK GOOD WITH LONG HAIR!!!!! I know noone that thinks
guys look good with long hair. Have a MAN haircut and stop spending
hours on it. Metrosexual is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:01AM on Mar 10th 2009 by littlebigmomma

15. I thought country singers were blue-jeaned, boot-wearing, manly men but Billy Ray Cyrus must be one of those Brokeback singers judging from his hair which he has to flat-iron every day.

Posted at 8:03AM on Mar 10th 2009 by bagladey

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