Bailin' Palin -- Bristol Dumps Levi

They said it wouldn't last ... and they were right.

Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston
According to several reports, Sarah Palin's unwed-teenage-mother daughter Bristol has officially kicked Levi Johnston -- the man they shamelessly paraded around the campaign trail -- to the cold Alaskan curb.

As for Gov. Palin, who once said she could see Russia from her house -- no word if she saw this one coming.



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61. The reason Bristol and Levi are splitting is because Levi watches too much "Stupid Mario Brothers" on youtube.

Posted at 10:50PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Dick Gardner

62. Maybe Bristol thought you shot boyfriends from helicopters for game!

Posted at 8:50PM on Mar 11th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

63. Oh gee, what a surprise!! Duh! Just think if this Palin-airhead & her old man pimp McCain had won the election we'd have our first OFFICIAL BASTARD in the White House!!

Posted at 7:27PM on Mar 12th 2009 by TurdBirdWords

64. Give it to me 1 mo time

Posted at 8:52PM on Mar 11th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

65. I bet he had another girlfriend.

Posted at 8:53PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Kay

66. Bristol is racey like my home town race track!

Posted at 8:54PM on Mar 11th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

67. Levi wasn't getting laid after the baby was born thats why they broke up.

Posted at 8:55PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Dan

68. Heck another girl friend, maybe she didn't know he was amidexterous!

Posted at 8:56PM on Mar 11th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

69. Here is Sarah Palin's exact quote about Russia and how it qualified as Foreign Policy Experience: "They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska."

Not sure which is worse...the actual quote or the SNL version...

Posted at 8:58PM on Mar 11th 2009 by houstonray

70. I used her as a c*m recepticle, and now I'm out fools! Who knows if it's even my baby; I'm so high I have no idea where I am half the time. So F y'all. Wanna get high?

Posted at 9:12PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Levi Johnston

71. Don't worry about Levi he can take care of himself being a handy boy(certainly not a man)

Posted at 8:59PM on Mar 11th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

72. Thanks for being honest Levi

Posted at 9:02PM on Mar 11th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

73. maybe he just went to russia...they can see it from their house ya know...

Posted at 9:06PM on Mar 11th 2009 by sweetsouthernpeaches

74. God blesses TMZ. Listen to God not your croutch

Posted at 9:06PM on Mar 11th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

75. Are we talking Pork Barrel and Earmarks

Posted at 9:08PM on Mar 11th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

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