Creaming for Tom & Gisele

Two more football players and I'll have done a team.

Where are their wedding rings?

Tom's is in his nose and she prefers a flesh colored bandaid.

I throw up a little every time I see these two.

TMZ shame on you! Where is the lick it pic?

Okay, so I am never EVER one to defend celebrities, especially not that douche bag, Tom Brady, but...

If you read carefully the piece says that the two are in Brazil.

Giselle is from Brazil, so as a native of that country, she would most likely be driving, and not Tom, a big dumb non-native, pregnant girlfriend dumper.

The same goes for the rings. While I don't know whether or not that wear them in the States, most people with half a brain wouldn't go flashing a big 12 carat diamond on the streets of Brazil. It is called common sense, people. Although they have bodyguards and the like, it is not smart to be hedonistically flashy in South America, even if you are Giselle and dead-beat dad Brady.

I've gotta tell ya, Steamer, that is some kind of investigative journalism you've got going there. Anything on butt-plugs?

I didn't know Giselle was in the Scissor Gang Mafia.

'2 inches when cold!"

I can't believe she is eating Ice cream. Every ounce of that would go straight to my waist. I hate her. Is her guy a soccer player or an American footballer or some kind of hip hop star or something?

Stef

"I've had it twice today, thank you"

hut 1...hut 2

Maybe they changed the play and are going to a audible.

this is a good looking couple ? WTF?? get an eye exam people these two are horrid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They look like brother and sister. And where are their wedding rings?

I give them five years, tops.