Creaming for Tom & Gisele

1. Two more football players and I'll have done a team.

Posted at 1:03PM on Mar 16th 2009 by Damn Funny

2. Where are their wedding rings?

Posted at 1:04PM on Mar 16th 2009 by boa

3. Tom's is in his nose and she prefers a flesh colored bandaid.

Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 16th 2009 by Damn Funny

4. I throw up a little every time I see these two.

Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 16th 2009 by SpawnOfAzazel

5. TMZ shame on you! Where is the lick it pic?

Posted at 1:06PM on Mar 16th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

6. Okay, so I am never EVER one to defend celebrities, especially not that douche bag, Tom Brady, but...

If you read carefully the piece says that the two are in Brazil.

Giselle is from Brazil, so as a native of that country, she would most likely be driving, and not Tom, a big dumb non-native, pregnant girlfriend dumper.

The same goes for the rings. While I don't know whether or not that wear them in the States, most people with half a brain wouldn't go flashing a big 12 carat diamond on the streets of Brazil. It is called common sense, people. Although they have bodyguards and the like, it is not smart to be hedonistically flashy in South America, even if you are Giselle and dead-beat dad Brady.

Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 16th 2009 by AllieStL

7. I've gotta tell ya, Steamer, that is some kind of investigative journalism you've got going there. Anything on butt-plugs?

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 16th 2009 by Damn Funny

8. I didn't know Giselle was in the Scissor Gang Mafia.

Posted at 1:17PM on Mar 16th 2009 by janedoh

9.
'2 inches when cold!"

Posted at 1:25PM on Mar 16th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

10. I can't believe she is eating Ice cream. Every ounce of that would go straight to my waist. I hate her. Is her guy a soccer player or an American footballer or some kind of hip hop star or something?

Stef

Posted at 1:34PM on Mar 16th 2009 by Stef

11. "I've had it twice today, thank you"

Posted at 1:34PM on Mar 16th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

12. hut 1...hut 2

Posted at 1:35PM on Mar 16th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

13. Maybe they changed the play and are going to a audible.

Posted at 1:36PM on Mar 16th 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

14. this is a good looking couple ? WTF?? get an eye exam people these two are horrid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:50PM on Mar 16th 2009 by NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15. They look like brother and sister. And where are their wedding rings?

I give them five years, tops.

Posted at 2:11PM on Mar 16th 2009 by Victoria