Train Wrecks
"Sober House" Star -- "I'm Not Sober!"

As Dr. Drew was gearing up to hit "Today" and "The View" this morning to pimp out his new book, one of his celebrity patients was recklessly falling off the wagon.

Mary Carey: Click to watch
"Sober House"-mate Mary Carey was so tanked, she was hardly able to stand outside the Key Club -- struggling to keep her eyes open, shouting maniacally, and of course, making out with her lady friend.

Unfortunately, it's more tragic than entertaining .. especially the part where Mary shouted "I'm not sober anymore, but I love Dr. Drew!"



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31. She is one hot mess if I ever saw one.Is it me or is she just as used up as a discarded used condom? God get some dignity already!

Posted at 11:12PM on Mar 18th 2009 by sadistic

32. isn't she governor of California????????????

Posted at 3:29PM on Mar 17th 2009 by BIGGIE

33. There sure doesn't seem to be much good coming to the people who hang out with Brandi C. Apparently "Charm School" taught her nothing. I've been there. Mary seems like a really sweet woman who needs to get new friends. People with good intentions who want the best for her, and build her up instead of tearing her down. I hope she figures that out sooner than later.

Posted at 4:43PM on Mar 17th 2009 by JANA

34. You guys say what she's doing isn't classy. This woman has been filmed having every orifice of her body compromised by every object imaginable sometimes all at once, Do you think she has any chance of being "classy" at this point.

Posted at 4:50PM on Mar 17th 2009 by Chuck U

35. First of all, to those of you who keep telling us - we know who the other blond is, so stop reporting here who she is. We know she was in Rock of Love and we still don't freaking care. Read the posts before you write, please.Secondly, to pinksypimpshispatients, which is at this point #28. Unless you are a physician in the medical community in the California area, there is no way you could possibly know one way or the other what the medical industry "thinks." And it has been my experience that I could never get two doctors to agree on anything, so I doubt very seriously that the entire "industry" as you say have come together to declare Dr. Pinsky, or anyone for that matter, a joke. And as for your ridiculous rambling about Dr. Phil - what on earth does any of this have to do with him?Finally, to Mary: Mary, this causes me great grief. I can't say I am surprised, but I held out hope for you, and still do. Get yourself in recovery. You have got to disconnect yourself from the porn industry and people like the skanky woman you were with on this night or you stand no chance. You don't have to live in California to make a living. Get out of there and save your life. There are many of us who believe you are worth it. Just wish you did.

Posted at 5:40PM on Mar 17th 2009 by Joan Short

36. First of all, to those of you who keep telling us - we know who the other blond is, so stop reporting here who she is. We know she was in Rock of Love and we still don't freaking care. Read the posts before you write, please.

Secondly, to pinksypimpshispatients, which is at this point #28. Unless you are a physician in the medical community in the California area, there is no way you could possibly know one way or the other what the medical industry "thinks." And it has been my experience that I could never get two doctors to agree on anything, so I doubt very seriously that the entire "industry" as you say have come together to declare Dr. Pinsky, or anyone for that matter, a joke. And as for your ridiculous rambling about Dr. Phil - what on earth does any of this have to do with him?

Finally, to Mary: Mary, this causes me great grief. I can't say I am surprised, but I held out hope for you, and still do. Get yourself in recovery. You have got to disconnect yourself from the porn industry and people like the skanky woman you were with on this night or you stand no chance. You don't have to live in California to make a living. Get out of there and save your life. There are many of us who believe you are worth it. Just wish you did.

Posted at 5:46PM on Mar 17th 2009 by Joan Short

37. That's most american women for you, folks.

Posted at 6:35PM on Mar 17th 2009 by icanhazskanksnow?

38. Mary Carey is an idiot. I blame the producers for having her on the show in the first place. She never had any realistic plan how to make a living away from porn, and blamed David for everything.

Posted at 6:58PM on Mar 17th 2009 by opi

39. Beside pathetic, how do you even describe that?

Posted at 7:46PM on Mar 17th 2009 by td

40. Damn did they drink at SLUTS R US?? Who the hll let them out in public.

Posted at 8:10PM on Mar 17th 2009 by mad as heck at Octomom

41. i love my mary carey/ mary ellen!!
people need to support this sweet little cutie
xo mary

Posted at 1:16AM on Mar 18th 2009 by k

42. That is funny as F*CK!!!!!
trainwrecks are my favorite

Posted at 4:14AM on Mar 18th 2009 by Spacemonkey!

43. SKANKITY SKANK SKANK! No one can help this incredible DRUNK! She's disgusting!!!!

Posted at 2:52PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Red1

44. Wow,that is just sad. I really thought after seeing Mary Carey on Sober House,she was taking her soberity seriously this time. She's such a sweet person when she's sober it's such a shame. Now she just looks like a sloppy mean drunk.She's need to stay from Brndie C from ROL. She is trouble.I think the both would benefit from not drinking even for the figures alone. They both look chubby. I guess the drinking caught up with them. Just show's how fattening booze is.

Posted at 7:25PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Blondie

45. I was there and blogged about it (on hypster.com/blog) but the messed up thing about that night (Metal Skool - now renamed Steel Panther and RECENTLY signed btw) is that although Mary was off her rocker, her STUPID friend doesn't seem to understand the power of fame and how to work it to her benefit. That dumb Brandi jumped on stage and was telling everyone that she is 'More Famous' then them and that she's currently on 3 reality shows for VH1. The guys were like ' SHUT UP ' and 'whatever if you are more famous then us we are screwed'. definitely entertaining.

I've been to Key Club's metal skool/steel panther shows a LOT and often some pretty amazing celebrities show up there, (matt sorum, vince vaughn, steve-o(hah), playboy girls next door....and this is the first time that I've seen 'so called' starlets get laughed at by pretty much everyone there and not given the attention a real celebrity would get out in public like that. I left before that was shot and the girls were walking back and forth up sunset looking for papparazi's or something and whining and obviously not in control of their 'celebrity careers' - but I blame Brandi, not the other one not Marey for turning it MUCH more into skankfest than it would have been with her stupid speech during the show.
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