Gwyneth Paltrow Issues Amber Alert

1. they look gross (except paltrow)

Posted at 3:30PM on Mar 21st 2009 by melissa

2. What the hell happened to their faces??? They look like clowns!! Is that for real? They WANT to look like that??????

Posted at 5:21PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Arturo

3. Why doesn't anyone tell these people they look like complete morons BEFORE they leave the house?

Posted at 5:23PM on Mar 18th 2009 by This is a Joke Right?

4. knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad Donnatella Versace isn't there.

Posted at 5:27PM on Mar 18th 2009 by aquanet

5. Oh heck, it's still better than old blue clear skin. I just put some of the crap on my white blue legs and it still looks better, even if it is orange.

Posted at 5:30PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Agree

6. Gwyneth. Hmmmmm. How can someone that weird be so boring?

Posted at 5:36PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Kay

7. Gwyneth's a snob and a horrible actress. The others may be orange but at least they have talent.

Posted at 5:58PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Foghorn Leghorn

8.
ummm...meow to the tmz staffer who wrote this !!!
leave the old queens to enjoy their golden years...
tell it...there's alot worse out there !!!

Posted at 6:25PM on Mar 18th 2009 by northern gypsy

9. Looks like a gay Kirk Douglas and young Elton John sans glasses being held up by their nurse.

Posted at 6:35PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Damn Funny

10. Gwyn is in her element .. she is surrounded by people who she deems are good enough for her.

Posted at 7:13PM on Mar 18th 2009 by scarlett

11. i dont think you shold use "amber Alert" in your post... The Ambert Alert isnt a joke.

stupid tmz

Posted at 7:48PM on Mar 18th 2009 by csm2284

12. GWENNIE LORD HAVE MERCY. SHE HAS ABOUT AS MUCH CLASS AS A BAG OF POOP. SHE ALWAYS STANDS PIDGEON TOED AND SHE CANNOT ACT. I WILL NEVER FORGET WHEN SHE MADE THE COMMENT THAT LARGE PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DRESS. GWENNIE TAKE A LOOK AT YTOURSELF. THAT DUMB STUPID LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND PLAIN NO CLASS AT ALL. GIVE US ALL A BREAK AND GO PLAY IN THE TRAFFIC.

Posted at 8:35PM on Mar 18th 2009 by ELEANOR

13. who cares about the orange dudes, she is such an F'N snob

Posted at 8:44PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Milk Dudd

14. NOW, WHY IN THE HELL IS SOMEONE SO EMPTY AND CRASS AS PALTROW IS ALIVE, AND SOMEONE AS SWEET, CARING AND REAL LIKE NATASHA RICHARDSON DEAD?!

THE WRONG WOMAN DIED TODAY!!!!!

Posted at 9:22PM on Mar 18th 2009 by DIE, GWYNETH, DIE!!!

15. haha, clever observation, Kay!

Posted at 10:15PM on Mar 18th 2009 by What, Bitches??