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Gwyneth Paltrow

Issues Amber Alert

3/18/2009 3:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This season, orange is the new black ... for old leather bags.

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Unbeknownst to Nabisco or herself, Gwyneth Paltrow became the white creamy filling inside Valentino and longtime partner Giancarlo Giammetti's ORangEo cookie in NYC last night.

Aren't they to dye for?!

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melissa    

they look gross (except paltrow)

2046 days ago
2.

Carrys F.    

What the hell happened to their faces??? They look like clowns!! Is that for real? They WANT to look like that??????

2046 days ago
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Carrys F.    

Why doesn't anyone tell these people they look like complete morons BEFORE they leave the house?

2046 days ago
4.

aquanet    

knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad Donnatella Versace isn't there.

2046 days ago
5.

agree    

Oh heck, it's still better than old blue clear skin. I just put some of the crap on my white blue legs and it still looks better, even if it is orange.

2046 days ago
6.

Kay    

Gwyneth. Hmmmmm. How can someone that weird be so boring?

2046 days ago
7.

h20    

Gwyneth's a snob and a horrible actress. The others may be orange but at least they have talent.

2046 days ago
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northern gypsy    


ummm...meow to the tmz staffer who wrote this !!!
leave the old queens to enjoy their golden years...
tell it...there's alot worse out there !!!

2046 days ago
9.

Michael Madsen    

Looks like a gay Kirk Douglas and young Elton John sans glasses being held up by their nurse.

2046 days ago
10.

scarlett    

Gwyn is in her element .. she is surrounded by people who she deems are good enough for her.

2046 days ago
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csm2284    

i dont think you shold use "amber Alert" in your post... The Ambert Alert isnt a joke.

stupid tmz

2046 days ago
12.

ELEANOR    

GWENNIE LORD HAVE MERCY. SHE HAS ABOUT AS MUCH CLASS AS A BAG OF POOP. SHE ALWAYS STANDS PIDGEON TOED AND SHE CANNOT ACT. I WILL NEVER FORGET WHEN SHE MADE THE COMMENT THAT LARGE PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DRESS. GWENNIE TAKE A LOOK AT YTOURSELF. THAT DUMB STUPID LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND PLAIN NO CLASS AT ALL. GIVE US ALL A BREAK AND GO PLAY IN THE TRAFFIC.

2046 days ago
13.

Milk Dudd    

who cares about the orange dudes, she is such an F'N snob

2046 days ago
14.

Fighting for Straight Rights!    

NOW, WHY IN THE HELL IS SOMEONE SO EMPTY AND CRASS AS PALTROW IS ALIVE, AND SOMEONE AS SWEET, CARING AND REAL LIKE NATASHA RICHARDSON DEAD?!

THE WRONG WOMAN DIED TODAY!!!!!

2046 days ago
15.

Zara    

haha, clever observation, Kay!

2046 days ago
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