Kobe Bryant in Court -- This Time It's Consensual

1. Yo go booooy!

Posted at 1:19PM on Mar 18th 2009 by lakers pho life

2. HE STILL BANGED A BIG FOOT WHITE WOMAN....WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:19PM on Mar 18th 2009 by MZLB

3. Maybe Norm Nixon will get lucky and have Kobe as a juror.....A person that may be even luckier than Norm....how bout a rapist?

Posted at 1:23PM on Mar 18th 2009 by big_ghoti

4. Kobe Bryant is a rapist that walks free and his wife is just a hooker making a dime.....

Posted at 1:25PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Justice costs lots of money

5. its great that he chose too serve but why would he want to he has more inportant things too do how did he find the time hell be late for practice i dont think kobe will end up serving with who he is and all hell endup geting out of it and if he doesnt and that courthouse wants all that media attenion kobe can still get out of serving by buying the building and the judge and employee's

Posted at 1:30PM on Mar 18th 2009 by steve

6. you stole this pic from ball don't lie, why would you put your logo on it?

yahoo's ball don't lie, published this pic very early this morning, and you just did, so it is obvious you don't have the 'exclusive' rights.

and kobe will be excused, of course, he has a job and a good job, unlike you.

Posted at 1:36PM on Mar 18th 2009 by please

7. This really is a case of The Court Calling The Juror Black.

Posted at 1:33PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Damn Funny

8. Why the f**k does the get a private room?!?! I don't care who he is!

Posted at 1:41PM on Mar 18th 2009 by L

9. ANOTHER EPISODE OF LAW AND DISORDER-----------------

Pros: Your, Honor, before handing this case vover to the jury, I would like to remind everyone that our victim here was tied to a suit rack, handcuffed, gagged, shackled and glued to the floor with Miracle Putty. The defendant then repeatedly assaulted her with his man-thing.
Judge: Thank you, councillor. Jury foreman, do you have a verdict?
Kobe: Yah... I got a verdict. This cat's cool wit me... he dope, man.
Judge: I'm not clear, jury foreman, innocent or guilty?
Kobe: Guilty... of bein' Innocent, yo Honna... Man! He be sittin' wit Jack tonite!

Posted at 1:44PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Damn Funny

10. i hope it's not a rape case, we all know whose side he'd fall on that one!!!!!!!!!

it's an interesting question actually. if he had actually been convicted he wouldnt be able to serve, but what happens when you get away with your crime? you're still the same creep with the same twisted thought processes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:45PM on Mar 18th 2009 by kim

11. Justice costs lots of money- I guess the girl who he hand sex with isn't a hooker but yet she had sex with liek 2 other men earlier that day. Trust me if he raped her there's no way he would have got off especially being a blk man lol please.

Posted at 1:47PM on Mar 18th 2009 by WOW

12. You guys are idiots. Kobe is right behind Jordan as the greatest NBA player to ever live. Why in the hell would he need to rape some chick??? Think about it, he's young, rich & famous. Dude can get any slut he wants, no need to rape anyone. That girl just wanted some money to buy some coke. Only thing he's guilty of is cheating on his wife. Big deal ha ha.

Posted at 2:09PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Dubster

13. He's a tax paying citizen, he should be required to do jury duty just like anyone else.
It's only right, if other folks weren't so judgemental they would realize that.

Posted at 2:11PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Ms G

14. Will he be able to get out of this via buying a big ass RING?1?1?1

Posted at 2:18PM on Mar 18th 2009 by Sono

15. HE WILL BE THE BEST JUROR HE CAN ( HOPE IS NOT A RAPE CASE) LOL

Posted at 2:31PM on Mar 18th 2009 by TINA