Celebrity Justice
Dane Cook's Bro Indicted for Stealing Comic Blind

Dane CookDane Cook's half brother has been indicted by a grand jury for allegedly stealing millions from the "comedian."

Darryl McCauley was charged with eight counts of larceny over $250, forgery and larceny by continuous scheme. According to prosecutors, McCauley once forged a $3 million check written from Cook's account to himself.

McCauley allegedly pulled off the scheme while Dane paid him $12,500 a month to be his personal business manager.

McCauley has denied any wrongdoing.




Tags: brother, charged, Dane Cook, DaneCook, Darryl McCauley, DarrylMccauley

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16. Like Dane Cook doesn't steal material from other comics.

Posted at 10:37PM on Mar 19th 2009 by Jamal

17. This is breaking news??? I read this last week.

Posted at 10:48PM on Mar 19th 2009 by me

18. Why would you steal jokes from Dane Cook? You can't even call those jokes, the guy is a snore-fest.

Posted at 10:58PM on Mar 19th 2009 by Stacey

19. Darryl,
Want to go on tour as Gallagher III?

Posted at 11:09PM on Mar 19th 2009 by Ron Gallagher.

20. I feel bad for another honest person getting ripped off again, weather you like him or not most of you have missed the point, there is no room left for people who steel, I hope he gets the max sentence available, also keep up the good work Dane,

Posted at 11:23PM on Mar 19th 2009 by Dave

21. I don't know whose representing the brother, but I think the defense is obvious: "impossibility." Just play five minutes of Cook's "Vicious Circle" and I defy you to find one member of the jury who will believe Cook was able to earn "millions" for that coma-inducing crap he calls "comedy."

Posted at 11:21PM on Mar 19th 2009 by Edumacated

22. Dane got Madoffed by his own brother....Dane is dumber than I could have ever imagined---his own little freaking brother rips him blind---didnt Dane know anything about his brother while growing up?

His shows suck they usually consist of something like:

*make strange noises with mouth near the microphone
*run back and forth on the stage after making a "joke"
*do baby talk babble and ham it up for cheap laughs
*tell no joke or story that actually makes the audience laugh
*repeat


Guess you and Kevin Bacon should go on tour now----one was ripped off by the real Madoff, the other by a brother who should be named Madoff

Posted at 11:40PM on Mar 19th 2009 by Spanky

23. Wow such hatred towords Dane. I think he seems like a nice guy and no matter what he is packing downstairs he still has a tounge. :) Suckitdane probably masturbates in a gym sock every night. Rock on Dane and don't trust half brothers!

Posted at 11:36PM on Mar 19th 2009 by dman

24. $150K IS NOTHING. TAKE OFF TAXES BRUTHAS. MAKE MORE PIMPIN. HAHAHA!

Posted at 12:33AM on Mar 20th 2009 by 3 hot chics and 1 pimpin gangsta

25. what's the big deal? Dane steals from other comics all the time, that's how he got the money in the first place. They're both thievs!

Posted at 12:33AM on Mar 20th 2009 by dane sucks

26. IT DOES SAY HALF BROTHER...that SOB has no loyality to Dane..Only half..half sibs. SUCK..never heard of a good one!

Posted at 12:50AM on Mar 20th 2009 by scout94701

27. I feel your pain.Because of the face inplants to center the stinger tower on with thermal image off satellite with a R/F inprinted sound and image into the denist SS doctors wirers.Backed up by nuclear engineers for partical and charged nuclear micro kills.Smart partical and micro dartings.Geothermal satellite placement lowscore and boomerangs.Denist old SS from WWII dead now?.Radio isotopes into and though anything.MARFE TURUS`ed USA general population and masonics.I an`t your robot DUDE and an`t never gon`a be.MUSIC imprinted syn want to be interactive...DAD was light years ahead of where you are now and we never used satellites to start warSS.Kiss our asses we saved the world from a all out unclear war CUBA/RUSSIA and DAD fought the AEC to the death at ground zero BOXCAR atomic city and he slowed the atomic clock way down.NOW you are crankie it back on to your own deaths and the deaths of millions.Wake up amd smell the call to peace or smell yor own stinking in rotten death.I`am glade I didn`t take the WAR purse or game or I would be the WAR LORD and hateing myself.I could have had the highest kill numbers of anyone for the GOOD old remote controlled USA war mindset..but THANK GOD I didn`t..I took the death wireless beams just as dad did.But After I`am gone than you`all will be the next one to cook GODSPEED to you than.Not seeing it...faith?.

Posted at 3:23AM on Mar 20th 2009 by Ripped off hughes`s kid

28. Reminds me of my family...

Posted at 4:12AM on Mar 20th 2009 by Gaby♦

29. I've seen this guy's act. If he had millions, they were stolen.

Posted at 4:58AM on Mar 20th 2009 by Dave

30. I find it impossible to feel the least bit sorry for Dane Cook. In fact, the irony here is beautiful. Dane's been stealing jokes from real comedians for years, so now someone steals something from Dane, and all I can do is laugh at the irony. Karma... it's a beautiful thing.

The karma circle would be complete if someone would steal something from Carlos Mencia, since he's an even bigger theif of material. Well, one can only hope.

Posted at 7:14PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Saraleigh

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