Justin & Jessica -- Where's the Funeral?

Decked out in "his & hers" mourning attire, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel solidified their position as Mastro's "Most Morose Couple."

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake: Click to watch
These two make Jessica Alba look like Richard Simmons.



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1. botheir careers died a while ago

Posted at 3:33PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Mr. Presence

2. She puts no care into her appearance at all, no make-up, her hair drawn back into an unattractive style, frumpy clothes. Is she lazy or just doesn't give a rat's ass? Anyway, not very attractive. Who could blame Justin for dumping her?

Posted at 3:35PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Darya

3. nobody cares. let them dress however they want

Posted at 3:36PM on Mar 20th 2009 by blah

4. you guys are rude...are women supposed to get all dolled up everyday?? ridiculous

Posted at 3:38PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Cam

5. Yes, Cam... they are. Now get out your lipstick and pucker.

Posted at 3:39PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Mr. Presence

6. why?? i don't see men doing things to make themselves look better

Posted at 3:40PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Cam

7. The gym... hair stylists... tanning salons.... manicures and pedicures... salads...
do I need to go on, Cam?

Posted at 3:43PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Mr. Presence

8. Dang - Didn't that Biels chick star in FLASHDANCE in the 80's?? She still be lookin hot fo sure.

Posted at 3:45PM on Mar 20th 2009 by JJ

9. She is especially hillarious with that SERIOUS puss of hers. Maybe because ALL GOOGLE images that come up of her are almost naked and her face saying come and get it!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:48PM on Mar 20th 2009 by dee

10. Oh hi, JJ... dreamin' about matinee idols are we? Could that be because your fifty year old wife has dried up like an old prune? Hypocrite!
Apologize to Pam - NOW!

Posted at 3:47PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Mr. Presence

11. TMZ - you've reached an all time low in the "poor timing" category. "Where's the funeral" If you read your own website you would know Hollywood lost 2 stars this week: Natasha Richardson and Ron Silver. You might want to attend a few sensativity classes - you idiots.

Posted at 3:50PM on Mar 20th 2009 by nobodysfool

12. Oh for God's sake most celebrities don't want the paps camera shoved in their faces when they are trying to have a nice dinner with both their fathers.

Posted at 3:49PM on Mar 20th 2009 by mickey

13. Mr. Presence - why don't you go crawl back up yo mommas hole, she waitin for you.

Posted at 3:51PM on Mar 20th 2009 by JJ

14. Does anyone even care about these two? No talent = BORING!

Posted at 3:53PM on Mar 20th 2009 by karen

15. JJ - that is one of the rudest, most demeaning salvos anyone has ever launched at me...
Take it back! Take it Back!

Posted at 3:54PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Mr. Presence

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