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3/20/2009 4:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin & Jessica -- Where's the Funeral?

Decked out in "his & hers" mourning attire, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel solidified their position as Mastro's "Most Morose Couple."

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake: Click to watch
These two make Jessica Alba look like Richard Simmons.

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Michael Madsen:  1059 days ago

botheir careers died a while ago

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Tazandra:  1059 days ago

She puts no care into her appearance at all, no make-up, her hair drawn back into an unattractive style, frumpy clothes. Is she lazy or just doesn't give a rat's ass? Anyway, not very attractive. Who could blame Justin for dumping her?

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Cam:  1059 days ago

you guys are rude...are women supposed to get all dolled up everyday?? ridiculous

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Michael Madsen:  1059 days ago

Yes, Cam... they are. Now get out your lipstick and pucker.

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Cam:  1059 days ago

why?? i don't see men doing things to make themselves look better

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Michael Madsen:  1059 days ago

The gym... hair stylists... tanning salons.... manicures and pedicures... salads...
do I need to go on, Cam?

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Kooky Fan:  1059 days ago

Dang - Didn't that Biels chick star in FLASHDANCE in the 80's?? She still be lookin hot fo sure.

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dee:  1059 days ago

She is especially hillarious with that SERIOUS puss of hers. Maybe because ALL GOOGLE images that come up of her are almost naked and her face saying come and get it!!!!!!!!!

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Michael Madsen:  1059 days ago

Oh hi, JJ... dreamin' about matinee idols are we? Could that be because your fifty year old wife has dried up like an old prune? Hypocrite!
Apologize to Pam - NOW!

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nobodys fool:  1059 days ago

TMZ - you've reached an all time low in the "poor timing" category. "Where's the funeral" If you read your own website you would know Hollywood lost 2 stars this week: Natasha Richardson and Ron Silver. You might want to attend a few sensativity classes - you idiots.

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mickey:  1059 days ago

Oh for God's sake most celebrities don't want the paps camera shoved in their faces when they are trying to have a nice dinner with both their fathers.

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Kooky Fan:  1059 days ago

Mr. Presence - why don't you go crawl back up yo mommas hole, she waitin for you.

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kbabe:  1059 days ago

Does anyone even care about these two? No talent = BORING!

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Michael Madsen:  1059 days ago

JJ - that is one of the rudest, most demeaning salvos anyone has ever launched at me...
Take it back! Take it Back!

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Sam:  1059 days ago

He seemed to smile a lot more when he was with Cameron Diaz. Jessica seems like a world-class uptight bitch.

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