"Star Wars" No Longer Portman's Crappiest Role

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WOW ~ AN ALL TIME LOW!!!!!!!!
A PICTURE OF A DOG CRAPPING.
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THAT'S REAL NEWS...
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FIRST AGAIN SUCKERSSSSSSS!

Bahahahahaha!! I had to pull green dental floss out of my cat's butt. He ate it and then later thought 'something' was chasing him cause about a foot of it was hanging out the rear!! Its funny now.

This. This right here is why often times, I really do feel sorry for celebrities.

Nice A$$ though!!

Natalie's has a nice one too...LOOOL

i LOVE that you put the word TURD in this post.

At last! Portman's finally found an occupation fit for her Harvard degree....

Poor little puppy is struggling to get it out all while being stalked by the paps. Can't a doggy get some privacy?

why didn't she just ask the legions of paps around her for some tissues....better than using leaves...

I'll always love her.

And you guys wonder why you get so many celebrities flipping you off. You're the lowest of the low in the taste department. Even celebrities are entitled to a little privacy.

Turd hole

Why is it that most celebs live like demented royalty, but are then perfect willing to deal with their dogs and their s**t? And those toy dogs are just rats with hairdos. Anyone with a brain owns a cat - they are clean, keep their traps shut, never have to be taken for a walk, crap in the neighbors flowerbeds, and if you lose one, you just go to the alley and get a replacement.

I wish it was me in that picture bending over and Natalie was in the place of her dog.

Ha! The exact reason I swore I would never get another long-haired dog.