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"Star Wars" No Longer Portman's Crappiest Role

Posted Mar 20th 2009 2:20PM by TMZ Staff

Natalie Portman may need to be hospitalized for exhaustion, because she's really pooped.

While in West Hollywood on Thursday, the 27-year-old starlet used leaves to dislodge a dingleberry.

That still beats sharing screen time with Jar Jar Binks.

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WOW ~ AN ALL TIME LOW!!!!!!!!
A PICTURE OF A DOG CRAPPING.
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THAT'S REAL NEWS...
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Posted at 2:24PM on Mar 20th 2009 by BITE ME...

2. FIRST AGAIN SUCKERSSSSSSS!

Posted at 2:25PM on Mar 20th 2009 by toofastforyou!

3. Damn those are ugly shoes and jeans.

Posted at 2:26PM on Mar 20th 2009 by tamara

4. Bahahahahaha!! I had to pull green dental floss out of my cat's butt. He ate it and then later thought 'something' was chasing him cause about a foot of it was hanging out the rear!! Its funny now.

Posted at 2:27PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Wasabi Pea

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This. This right here is why often times, I really do feel sorry for celebrities.

Posted at 2:30PM on Mar 20th 2009 by No....just NO

6. Nice A$$ though!!

Natalie's has a nice one too...LOOOL

Posted at 2:30PM on Mar 20th 2009 by LooooL

7. i LOVE that you put the word TURD in this post.

Posted at 2:30PM on Mar 20th 2009 by hot snot

8. At last! Portman's finally found an occupation fit for her Harvard degree....

Posted at 2:30PM on Mar 20th 2009 by BoSox Beenie

9. Why didn't she just ask the legions of paps around her for some tissues???? better than using leaves....

Posted at 2:32PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Chantal

10. Poor little puppy is struggling to get it out all while being stalked by the paps. Can't a doggy get some privacy?

Posted at 2:34PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Ike and Tina - Reunited and it feels so good!!

11. why didn't she just ask the legions of paps around her for some tissues....better than using leaves...

Posted at 2:35PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Chantal

12. I like the breaking celebrity news but this doesn't even come close to qualifying. Seriously?! As you wrote this, did you feel like your wasting your life?

Posted at 2:36PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Tracie

13. She's doing a romantic movie with Brad Pitt. How creepy. He's too old, even though the role is for an older actor. He just seems really old for his age. SNooze

Posted at 2:51PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Ughh

14. I'll always love her.

Posted at 3:03PM on Mar 20th 2009 by jFp

15. And you guys wonder why you get so many celebrities flipping you off. You're the lowest of the low in the taste department. Even celebrities are entitled to a little privacy.

Posted at 3:07PM on Mar 20th 2009 by Michael

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