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"Star Wars" No Longer Portman's Crappiest Role

3/20/2009 3:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Natalie Portman may need to be hospitalized for exhaustion, because she's really pooped.



While in West Hollywood on Thursday, the 27-year-old starlet used leaves to dislodge a dingleberry.

That still beats sharing screen time with Jar Jar Binks.

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Buck Ofama    


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WOW ~ AN ALL TIME LOW!!!!!!!!
A PICTURE OF A DOG CRAPPING.
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THAT'S REAL NEWS...
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1857 days ago
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toofastforyou!    

FIRST AGAIN SUCKERSSSSSSS!

1857 days ago
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Wasabi Pea    

Bahahahahaha!! I had to pull green dental floss out of my cat's butt. He ate it and then later thought 'something' was chasing him cause about a foot of it was hanging out the rear!! Its funny now.

1857 days ago
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No...just...no    



This. This right here is why often times, I really do feel sorry for celebrities.

1857 days ago
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LooooL    

Nice A$$ though!!

Natalie's has a nice one too...LOOOL

1857 days ago
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hot snot    

i LOVE that you put the word TURD in this post.

1857 days ago
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Yaya    

At last! Portman's finally found an occupation fit for her Harvard degree....

1857 days ago
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Ike and Tina - Reunited and it feels so good!!!    

Poor little puppy is struggling to get it out all while being stalked by the paps. Can't a doggy get some privacy?

1857 days ago
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Chantal    

why didn't she just ask the legions of paps around her for some tissues....better than using leaves...

1857 days ago
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jfp    

I'll always love her.

1857 days ago
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Michael    

And you guys wonder why you get so many celebrities flipping you off. You're the lowest of the low in the taste department. Even celebrities are entitled to a little privacy.

1857 days ago
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Howard Robard Hughes IIV    

Turd hole

1857 days ago
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Sebastian Stoker    

Why is it that most celebs live like demented royalty, but are then perfect willing to deal with their dogs and their s**t? And those toy dogs are just rats with hairdos. Anyone with a brain owns a cat - they are clean, keep their traps shut, never have to be taken for a walk, crap in the neighbors flowerbeds, and if you lose one, you just go to the alley and get a replacement.

1857 days ago
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Scott Dred    

I wish it was me in that picture bending over and Natalie was in the place of her dog.

1857 days ago
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Kay    

Ha! The exact reason I swore I would never get another long-haired dog.

1857 days ago
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