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"Star Wars" No Longer Portman's Crappiest Role

3/20/2009 3:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Natalie Portman may need to be hospitalized for exhaustion, because she's really pooped.



While in West Hollywood on Thursday, the 27-year-old starlet used leaves to dislodge a dingleberry.

That still beats sharing screen time with Jar Jar Binks.

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Kooky Fan    

Dogs got it made, Just drop a load wherever and whenever u want - just sayin'

1941 days ago
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Howard Robard Hughes IIV    

From our friends

1941 days ago
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Maryam    

God, how many times have I done that....without the shame of being photographed. Poor pooch.

1941 days ago
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whigger    

man, that's one sweet ass.

1941 days ago
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Butler's ex    

I wonder if she bent over for gael like that :D

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L. P.    

The guys from TMZ are just jealous, because she isn't wiping dingleberrys off of their butts!

1941 days ago
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Carrys F.    

I had stretch jeans just like that in high school - in 1987!!! They're still ugly.

1941 days ago
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celebutaunter77    

Did you know, you can actually replace the word "dingleberry" with the words "Rosie O'Donnell", let's try it out....

"While in West Hollywood on Thursday, the 27-year old starlett used leaves to dislodge a Rosie O'Donnell."

Yep, that's more like it.

1941 days ago
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RedBird    

Did you know, you can actually replace the word "dingleberry" with the words "Rosie O'Donnell", let's try it out....

"While in West Hollywood on Thursday, the 27-year old starlett used leaves to dislodge a Rosie O'Donnell."

Yep, that's more like it.

Posted at 6:20PM on Mar 20th 2009 by FUBO!!!

Bwahahahaha I'm gonna do that from now on. Seriously

1941 days ago
25.

huh?    

Bear Grylls would've eaten it.

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i CAN'T BELIEVE    

I see that nice ass right through those white pants. It's easy to ignore what she's doing, given this fact.

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jfp    

I imagine that I'm behind her with my arms around her waste and her knees bent , legs hanging in the air.

Just sayin'......

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Patrizio    

Been there, done that! Sucks to have some random idiot take a picture of it and sell it. But times are tough and people gotta do whatever. I guess.

1941 days ago
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Jesus Effing Christ    

The dog's just about to cut it.
I woulda left it.
It's good for the grASS.

1941 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

Hey, man...that looks like good sh*t, man.

1941 days ago
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