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"Star Wars" No Longer Portman's Crappiest Role

3/20/2009 3:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Natalie Portman may need to be hospitalized for exhaustion, because she's really pooped.



While in West Hollywood on Thursday, the 27-year-old starlet used leaves to dislodge a dingleberry.

That still beats sharing screen time with Jar Jar Binks.

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Michael Madsen    

. I imagine that I'm behind her with my arms around her waste and her knees bent , legs hanging in the air.

Just sayin'......

Posted at 9:28PM on Mar 20th 2009 by jFp
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You're talking about the dog... right, FP?

2045 days ago
32.

EQ    

Natalie Portman - A

Natalie Portman getting ready to pick up her dogs still airborne turd - F

Can always count on you guys over at TMZ to post crap, literally and metaphorically.

2044 days ago
33.

The Dude    

I like Natalie's portside

2044 days ago
34.

Jon    

Ok--- but who gets to wipe Natalies butt??? I'd love to see her turdcutter and would wipe her for free!

2044 days ago
35.

Jay    

Oh gross.

2044 days ago
36.

dege    

Women and their little rat mutts...
I'd give it away or put the thing down before I had to wipe its arse every day... :-/

2044 days ago
37.

Hilel Slovak    

She could be doing anything to that dog and I'd still love her.

2043 days ago
38.

huh?    

Dog crapping? Sorry...I was too focused on her fine ass.

2043 days ago
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Gypsy    

Why is the dog crapping on the sidewalk when there is grass 5 inches from it? That's just gross.

2043 days ago
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