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16. Of course in daily life this is totally evil. We don't make fun of people like that OUT LOUD, now do we? No, that would be very hurtful and rude. See, what we do is make a movie with them, so we can laugh at them in the safety and privacy of our own homes.

You don't like the premise of the movie? Don't see it, don't support it, and don't make fun of people who maybe aren't as good looking as yourself. Right? If they aren't selling those kinds of movies, they will stop making them.

Posted at 8:29AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by BSweet

17. Jennifer has had so many movie flops--- these directors are so stupid.... She should be a model, rather than an actress.

Posted at 8:48AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Joanne

18. Why not use professional actors?

If they can use technology to get rid of Angelina Jolie's big black tattoos in movies, surely they can make her look like a teen-aged boy with pimples. And they made Brad old, so why not fat and female? He already has the nose. You can bet they'd make zillions on a movie that put those three together.

Posted at 8:53AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Kay

19. I see they aren't advertising for a woman with a big nose and lantern jaw who's way past her prime for doing romantic comedies....just sayin...

Posted at 9:19AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by missy

20. what is it rihanna doing after this fiasco of hers and Cris. it is not good of her to go back to him.

Posted at 9:32AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by nolusindiso

21. Small Eyes? Upturned nose?? Sounds like their star almost fits the bill!! But can Aniston handle TWO roles at once??

Posted at 4:51PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by stephanie68

22. Aniston fits the small eyes category, but her nose has more of a brick shape than an upturned one. It matches her square brick head. Besides that.... "The Baster"???? Are you kidding me? I would not see that movie simply because the title is so incredibly idiotic. It sounds like a college frat dude movie. Aniston can't act her way out of a paper bag. Her first role was in one of those B-movie horror flicks. Something like Leprechaun. She's really come full circle. Doing movies no one cares about and won't see. And Jason Bateman? The last thing he ever did was the TV series Family Ties or whatever it was called! He only gets bit parts in films pretty much as a joke. "The Baster" is an A-1 example of American Mediocrity!!!

Posted at 11:14AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Prole Hater

23. Isn't Lindsay Lohan hard up for money and new roles?
Maybe she can audition for this one.

Posted at 11:49AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Nona

24. Lindsay Lohan will probably try out..

Posted at 11:57AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by omggggggggggg2

25. every movie jen is in its like she still acts like the girl in friends. i dont hate this girl but she cant keep a man because they say shes a nice girl but shes way to needy! if i were Brad i would have left myself. i dont like needy people. they want attention all the time. and the reason why shes still in the spot light is because she was married to Brad . people need to stop comparing her to Angie! Angie can act her butt off and jen cant .. but I'm not gonna see this movie. its gonna suck. i just know it.

Angie a and Brad are good people . they have helped so many people so stop using their names everytime this JEN has a movie coming out . its getting really old!

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Kalila

26. A Heavy set women who is able to ride a bike and comfortable in provocative wardrobe who is comfortable having profanities shouted at her

The person who wrote this needs to have "profanities shouted at her/him" for this atrocious display of grammar and syntax. I guess you don't need a high school diploma for that job.

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by toocool4u

27. you people are taking this to serious! they might turn this person into a star

and stop talking about Rhianna!!! i am so TIREDDDDDD of her ughhh

i agree with the other poster. Brad and Angie has helped so many people so stop talking about them everytime Jennifer has a movie coming out

Posted at 1:06PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by sassier

28. LEAVE
LOHAN ALONE. THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS GOING ON . PEOPLE ARE HAVING A FIT ABOUT SOMEONE TAKING THIS ROLE AND THEN U TURN AROUND AND MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE. LOHAN IS AN ADDICT AND HAS PROBLEMS GOING ON IN THAT HEAD OF HERS. SO JUST LEAVE HER ALONE. I'M NOT A FAN OF HERS BUT PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING FUN OF OTHERS . HOW WOULD U LIKE SOMEONE MAKING FUN OF YOU ?

HAVE A GREAT DAY

Posted at 1:12PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by whoever

29. This movie sounds lame and pathetic. Much like Manniston herself.

Posted at 4:37PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Connor

30. Please don't hire a skinny boy with bad acne. It's too soon for Jennifer to start dating again.

Posted at 4:42PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Molly