Now Hiring: People To Emotionally Abuse

Watch out normal people, it looks like the new Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman movie is going to be a little cruel.

Jennifer Aniston

According to a recent Craigslist posting, the casting crew for "The Baster" is looking for a "heavy set woman" and a "woman with a round face, small eyes, and upturned nose" to have profanities shouted at them in a scene for the movie. Also, they're looking for a skinny boy with bad acne. He'll probably have profanities thrown at him too.

Any one interested in letting beautiful celebrities demean them can reply to the post -- but only if you live in the New York area.



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31. Has anyone contacted Rosie Odonnell with this add?

Posted at 4:45PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Just for laughs

32. Im confused --- they are looking for an ugly woman ok with insults thrown at her? I thought Jennifer Aniston Was already cast???? Oh Yes i did =)

Posted at 5:53PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Kim

33. WHY DON'T THEY JUST REALIZE THEY ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE UGLY ENOUGH TO THROW INSULTS AT. WHY DON'T THEY JUST USE ANISTON ? SHE'S FAR WORSE LOOKING THAN A POOR TEEN KID WITH SKIN PROBLEMS, OR ANYONE ELSE. MY GOD, SHE'S BUTT UGLY. AND NOT SO TALENTED. HER MAIN TALENT IS BITCHING ABOUT BRAD AS IF IT WERE YESTERDAY.

Posted at 7:49PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by lorri

34. Skinny boy with bad acne? Too bad they couldn't have made this movie about 15 years ago - Jason Bateman woulda been perfect for the part.

You'd think with all the money these schmucks make, they'd shell out a few bucks for some make-up and padding for a costume of what they're looking for. But noooooo, they gotta twist the knife around a little more when they stab their "fans" in the heart with this kind of sh*t. Freaking morons. Nice to have a soundboard to tell the world exactly what we think of the perfect "Hollywood" celebrity - you SELF SERVING TWATS.

Posted at 7:58PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by La Mom

35. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Anniston doing movies with Jason Bateman. What a RIOT!
Can you say DESPERATE?

Posted at 9:31PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Husker Girl

36. Did you see they're also seeking an African American male or female that is comfortable having racial slurrs being screamed at them?

I'm thinking of pirating this movie. ICAN'TFKCINWAIT!!

Posted at 11:11PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by The Baster will be a MASTERPIECE!

37. #26 !
OMG, great idea! I'm sure they can use Rhianna as the girl just standing looking pretty, but then she gets smacked upside the head by some guy, and falls in love with him shortly thereafter. She can also fit the African American role at the same time.

Posted at 11:15PM on Mar 23rd 2009 by The Baster will be a MASTERPIECE!

38. Poor Jen, She is going to have to PAY someone to MARRY her!!

Posted at 10:30PM on Mar 24th 2009 by marolie borden

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