Jake G -- And the Whole World Smiles at You

1. He's so hot.

Posted at 12:54PM on Mar 24th 2009 by NIK

2. He is the most disgusting man i have ever seen. There is nothing gorgeous about him and what Reese sees in him is beyond me. Ryan was a heck of a lot hotter!!

Posted at 1:03PM on Mar 24th 2009 by bullhead

3. he is soooooooooo hot. no one is saying Ryan isn't or wasn't hot...and he left her...

Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 24th 2009 by RURTS

4. it should be jake T for tool. this guy is as worse as they get. only when he wants the attention he gets it, but catch him on an off day and you might catch a pu55y kick or be spat on like a b1tch

Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 24th 2009 by omg!

5. You guys didn't get anything out of him. He was laughing with his friend, not the losers following him with the retarded questions and comments.

Posted at 1:51PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Eazy

6. Reese Witherspoon is pathetic, she's using fauxmance and fake boyfriend for publicity.

Posted at 1:52PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Captain America

7. I can't stand this goofy looking a-hole. I don't understand what anybody sees in him. Reese must really be hard up to go with this dumb@ss.

Posted at 12:01AM on Mar 25th 2009 by Kitty

8. Jake Gyllenhaal was laughing because he just finish watching the "Stupid Mario brothers" on youtube.

Posted at 4:11PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Dick Gardner

9. TO ME, HE AND REESE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. THEY'RE JUST A PAIR OF PUBLICITY WHORES. REESE WANTS THE PAPS AROUND ALL THE TIME, TO CATCH EVERYTHING INCLUDING HER BO*EL MOVEMENTS. WHEN HE'S NOT WITH HER, JAKE GOES INTO HIS "GRETA GARBO FOR THE PAPAS" MODE--ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S WITH ONE OF HIS BOY FRIENDS. NEITHER OF THEM ARE ALL THAT MUCH TO LOOK AT, THOUGH I MUST ADMIT JAKE IS A TAD MORE LESS UNATTRACTIVE THAN REESE, WHO HAS A JAW LIKE A LANTERN, AND WITHOUT MAKEUP IS AN UNGODLY HORROR. I REAlLY CANNOT BELIEVE THESE TWO ARE IN LOVE. I BELIEVE IT'S ALL A BIG ACT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. WHAT'S HAPPEING WITH JAKE'S DIVORCING PARENTS--WHO ARE CONSIDEED TO BE A PAIR OF SOMEWHAT TALENTED NITWITS?

Posted at 5:22PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Brother Harold, S.J.

10. God, this is one hot man. I mean it! Jake Gyllenhaal is supremely sexy. Reese Witherspoon has to be the luckiest woman in the world. Last thing she sees every night, and the first thing she sees in the morning. I love his smile. Bet they have seriously hot sex...every single day.

Posted at 5:32PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Trilby

11. Attn. Trilby: I have it on good authority that they only practice mutual masturbation. Not MY idea of "hot sex."

Posted at 6:22PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Tondelayo Del Schmutzig

12. Tondelayo Del Schmutzig is correct about Jake and Reese practicing mutual masturbation. I've heard the same thing myself, amd MY source is one of the MOST PROMINENT stars in Hollywood, who has been to bed with both of them. I also know for a fact who Jake's and Reese's REAL lovers are--but my lips are sealed. Oh, the stories I could tell!

Posted at 6:46PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Brynhilda Von Dreque

13. He wasn't always a jerk. I remember years ago seeing him at the premiere of his film Bubble Boy at the El Capitain Movie Theatre on Hollywood boulevard . Perfectly charming and humble. I guess success changes a person.

Posted at 9:43PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Derek Williams

14. Oh puhleez! Jake is with that Austin dude who was in The Day After Tomorrow with him! He's GAY. Wake up, people!

I don't know about Reese, I think she's asexual or non-sexual. She's too type A to want to get jiggy with it.

Posted at 11:35PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Huh?

15. HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET!

Posted at 2:57AM on Mar 25th 2009 by there all going to laugh at you