Gisele & Tom -- You are Cordially Invited...

16. who gives a flip, they are only playing house, and as we all know playtime must always end so what the invites should read is please do not send gifts; wait for the divorce then send best wishes and congrats.

Posted at 1:36PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Dr. DMgemini63

17. I thought it was the person who swallowed the most goes first on the invitation and in this case...

Posted at 1:38PM on Mar 26th 2009 by i don't know the answer

18. What a bunch of catty people.

Posted at 1:42PM on Mar 26th 2009 by allie

19. I thought they were already married?

Posted at 1:54PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Karen

20. "Because you have shared in our lives with your friendship and love..."
We would like you to fork over a sizeable amt of dough to drag your butts
down to Posta Rica to see us get married *again*. And don't forget to bring
your bathing suit and a gift. Uh.... right.

Here's a big idea. How about skipping the trip down South and just making
a donation in kind to a worthy cause.

Posted at 1:58PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Ms MoMo

21. 4. Am I the only one who noticed that their is NO Saturday the 14th in the month of April? This is a hoax!!!!

Posted at 12:52PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Smarter than the average bea

Yes, you were the only one, because you you are stupid! It says the fourth...not the fourteen

Posted at 2:40PM on Mar 26th 2009 by hillary clitoris

22. 1. It's the FOURTH of April, not the 14th. And yes, the 4th is a Saturday.
2. I doubt it's another wedding, probably more like a reception to celebrate their recent marriage with their friends and others who weren't there for the actual wedding.
3. I also doubt the people they're inviting are hard up for cash, so I'm sure it's not a big deal that it's in Costa Rica.
4. As others have mentioned, the woman's name goes first on invitations for any kind of wedding-related event. I don't know why TMZ wants to skew everything to make it seem like Gisele is some kind of power-freak slavedriver. I'm guessing it's because she won't give paparazzi the time of day - you guys demonize anyone who won't play up to you.
5. Cookie-cutter? It's a formal invitation! This isn't something your cousin typed up on his computer and printed out at home, it's an invitation with a classic font, layout, and wording. What's it supposed to have - hearts, doves, and glitter? Then again, I wouldn't expect you guys to have any sense of class.

Posted at 2:49PM on Mar 26th 2009 by LJ

23. harvey is in love with tom brady and he's just jealous.

Posted at 3:18PM on Mar 26th 2009 by daisy

24. Hey Smarter than the Average Bear -
Are you the only one didn't noticed the invitation said "the fourth" moron - not the fourteenth. Hoax, huh??

Posted at 3:20PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Dee

25. Now that we know when the marriage is to take place, when will the divorce take place.

Posted at 3:34PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Phantasia Rabinowitz

26. Commenting to the 4th comment

Are you just an idiot or what? It says Saturday the 4th not the 14th!! Learn to read!!

Posted at 3:46PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Amber

27. Wow Alot Of People That Commented Dont Have A Good Reading Comprehension .

The Wedding Is On April FOURTH .
And It Says The Wedding Is In COSTA RICA .

Morons .

And Plus , Heath Ledger Would Have Turned 30 On There Wedding Day . ;[ RIP Heathy .

Posted at 10:02PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Gabi LOVES Heath

28. #4 is sat april 4th, not the 14th...

Posted at 3:46PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Jenn

29. Can't you just leave them alone?

Posted at 4:01PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Perez Richie

30. I can't believe that some of you truly think there's such a place as "Posta" Rica. It's Costa Rica, you idiots - what, if it's not in normal font you can't read it?

Ms Momo - "We would like you to fork over a sizeable amt of dough to drag your butts
down to Posta Rica to see us get married *again*." Absolutely priceless. Dumbass.

Posted at 4:04PM on Mar 26th 2009 by Julie from Boston