Elvis Presley Flips the Dead Bird for 20 Grand

16. -SS`IE doggIE TERD & the country recovers

Posted at 8:26AM on Mar 27th 2009 by Pout~E MOMOFO

17. He wrote it on a piece of paper..he wasn't the author. Pathetic.

Posted at 8:15AM on Mar 27th 2009 by QJM

18. So E the P had a sense of humor, albeit a dark sense of humor this time. Big deal. I say stuff like that in jest all the time. It's like saying you "hate" something, like wilted lettuce. You don't really hate it, but you get your point across.

Posted at 8:54AM on Mar 27th 2009 by BSweet

19. I hope his family bought it and destroyed it.

Posted at 9:03AM on Mar 27th 2009 by Kay

20. Woke up in a bad mood, wouldn't you say?

Posted at 9:38AM on Mar 27th 2009 by LP

21. The poem is legit, but Presley is not the author. Another rumor, another sucker, another TMZ lie. How can you take this tripe seriously?????

Posted at 10:04AM on Mar 27th 2009 by Uh?

22. It's just a silly poem. Doesn't mean he actually did it.

Posted at 10:11AM on Mar 27th 2009 by judge judy

23. It's stationEry when you're talking about paper, dude. StationAry means it doesn't move.

Posted at 10:46AM on Mar 27th 2009 by Webster's Dict

24.
Post #1 has it right. He just jotted down a variation on an oldie but goodie gallows humour joke some of heard in elementary school and now someone has paid money for it. He could have just as well written down "Mary Had a Little Lamb." (Paul McCartney recorded and sold THAT one as a prank, heh, heh.)

Posted at 12:07PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Rick Astley

25. Im so sick of hearing he stole black music . What a crock. If anything he opened the door for many black artists to be heard on white radio. He loved to sing R&B. Black artists should thank God there was an Elvis Presley that brought their music to the forefront. James Brown had often said this.

Posted at 12:07PM on Mar 27th 2009 by OC

26. Writing paper is
"stationery"
not
"stationary"

Posted at 12:09PM on Mar 27th 2009 by TIA

27. Elvis might have had some serious mental problems. Oh, what the hell, the man was a mess.

Posted at 6:49PM on Mar 28th 2009 by Jaye

28. Elvis didn't steal any music from anyone you moron. do you know what interpertation is. Since when is music assigned to one race. Get your head out of your ass and read some history and you will know what he did. Ignorance is what is hurting this country and you are one ignortant person. He was poor, grew up surrounded by other poor people, poverty has no color. He went to church, hund out w/ black and white friends and went to Beale street and listened to the music he liked, then he sang it the way he felt it. That's talent. Elvis was the best,

Posted at 2:42PM on Mar 27th 2009 by chloe

29. Elvis stole music from blacks ,haha it's aways somethinDoes that mean tiger woods stole golf from whites? .Point blank a white person "Elvis" was and is biggest entertainer in any gender,race in any music in the world. Don't be mad cos he's white and, you can't take it away with new laws.Wait, blacks will try to sue next, wanting money for elvis taking black music aways from black's wouldn't surprise me...

Posted at 4:47PM on Mar 27th 2009 by TCB

30. THAT POOR BIRD. YOU BASTARD ELVIS. I HOPE THAT NOTE WAS FALSE.

ELVIS IS LOOKING UP RIGHT NOW AND NOT LOOKING DOWN .
BURN IN HELL.

Posted at 6:40PM on Mar 27th 2009 by TWEETY BIRD