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ShamWow Pitchman

Beats Hooker

to the Punch

3/27/2009 6:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.


Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." 

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

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166.

Dante    

I wonder if he was wearing that dumbass headset mike when he punched her out.

2030 days ago
167.

Tai    

201. It's a common thing for a girl to bite the toung to stop a customer from frenching her. I had a girl do that to me once. She didn't do any damage and she showed me the rules. he must have freaked out or something.

Posted at 9:03PM on Mar 30th 2009 by blah at blah

Are you the same poster as Mystery Guy? You both are stating the same things, like this trick is common knowledge and the public should know this. The closest most people get to a hooker is by watching Pretty Woman, not frequenting T&A clubs, or trolling for hookers on the corner. Disgusting! Parties on both sides, keep your nasty orifice's to yourselves.

2029 days ago
168.

IM A FURRY!!!1one!!!1!    

SlammerWOW

2029 days ago
169.

brad    

WHY would u kiss a hooker.. kissing a toilet seat seems more sanitary

2028 days ago
170.

haldol    

the girl probably didnt want to kiss and he forced her, sick bastard. look at him he is a freak, he looks like a crackhead. probably likes to hit girls. sick and twisted mf.

2027 days ago
171.

skippyqsb    

ShamPOW!!! He done got knocked the F*** out!!!
I think the hospital gown adds great ambience.
You American pitchman? Me love you long time. You want sucky sucky ten dollar more. You want tongue bitey only 5 dollar.

2027 days ago
172.

shaggy Xcon    

so fantastic its SHAM POW

2024 days ago
173.

Shlomi? WOW!    

Seriously?? Even the crack-headed hookers can't stand this guy? WOW........... what a surprise!

2022 days ago
174.

Toolster    

Are you watching this, camera guy?

2022 days ago
175.

Yahweh    

Hey, "super absorbant" should be hyphenated in front of a noun. It's called a compound adjective -- you learn about that in Freshman (insert any class you (should have) took). Your site's complete lack of journalistic integrity is one thing. At least follow the basic rules of grammar.

Also, I wish she would have bit off more than that guy's tongue. What an annoying, cancerous bastard.

2021 days ago
176.

speed165601    

i don't care what any body says but i know when some body is a prob an knew that something just was not right about him when i saw the sham wow thing an it's just disappointing to see some thing happen to him an that was the right thing to do for him an wrong for her but the again he should not have gotten a hooker he wood rather pay for love .

2018 days ago
177.

monroenme    

good thing she didn't wait until later in the business transaction. she could have bitten something a little lower and not let go of that! OUCH!

2014 days ago
178.

Everyones~A~Star    

those photos are horrifying.

1637 days ago
179.

mike    

free with eminems album the sham-pon

1559 days ago
180.

will    

Dude he never sold the (ShamWow!) *{****higa fans know this}* he sold the ShamWoohoo!

1538 days ago
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