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ShamWow Pitchman

Beats Hooker

to the Punch

3/27/2009 6:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.


Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." 

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

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Granny T    

Is it just me or does he look like Moe from the Simpsons...

1344 days ago
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virgin    

What an unfair world. Fight dogs do time, beat a hooker ass for biting, you walk away a free man,i guess some things never changes once you are white you are never wrong.By the way is picking up whores against the law?

1110 days ago
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lol    

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL dumbass shamwow guy

971 days ago
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megan    

TMZ, do us all a favor and don't pretend you know a thing about justice. Your article is sick, I didn't look up the story to laugh at heresay and abuse.

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