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ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.



Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

Tags: arrested, battery, bit, bite, hooker, infomercial, infomercials, prostitute, sham wow, ShamWow, shlomi, tongue, vince, Vince Shlomi, VinceShlomi

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16. I wonder if he use sham-wow instead of tissues when he fly's solo???

Just sayin'

Posted at 5:47PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Solo

17. Give her a break ! She was trying to save us from any more sales pitches !

Posted at 6:05PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Judy

18. some people pay extra for that

Posted at 5:52PM on Mar 27th 2009 by ShamPOWPOWPOW

19. Vince Shlomi? Really? What a perfect name for this annoying dude. Sounds like a drunk getting confused between a mobster and a salami sandwich.

Posted at 7:07PM on Mar 27th 2009 by lost in lalaland

20. I can't decide who's more annoying - the Shamwow guy or the Oxiclean guy

Posted at 5:55PM on Mar 27th 2009 by me, not you

21. POW... POW, POW...You getiin' this, camera guy? POW, POW....

Posted at 5:56PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Me

22. 10. Quality hookers don't kiss.

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 27th 2009 by wtf
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:58PM on Mar 27th 2009 by bobbyozone

23. of course it's not going to "cost him his job." he created and owns the patients for both the shamwow and slap chop. dude can get with any she-male he wishes.

Posted at 5:59PM on Mar 27th 2009 by omfgitsme

24. Ohhh for the love of god, I am in for the comments.

Posted at 6:02PM on Mar 27th 2009 by azh01e

25. inb4 parodys appear on youtube of him trying to seel a product with a swollen tongue impersination.....

Posted at 6:03PM on Mar 27th 2009 by azh01e

26. Shamwows are good for absorbing the aftermath of wanking sessions as well. You following me camera guy?

Posted at 6:05PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Stains

27. What a SHAM(e).....OW!!!!!

Posted at 6:24PM on Mar 27th 2009 by John Hyson

28. LMAO

Posted at 6:06PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Linda

29. Sham Wow!! We have some good stuff at our site

Posted at 6:08PM on Mar 27th 2009 by CackleView.com

30. #17 how do you know?

Posted at 6:18PM on Mar 27th 2009 by oops

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