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ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.



Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

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46. She probably went ballistic and bit his tongue when Vince said "You know we can't do
this all day". I know this sounds Insane, but I wonder if females ever hire female prostitutes???

Posted at 7:04PM on Mar 27th 2009 by fishfrog44

47. I thought his name was Vince Offer. Oh according to wiki its Vincent Offer Shlomi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

Posted at 7:04PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Your name:

48. "YOU FOLLOWING ME CAMERA GUY?!"

Posted at 7:09PM on Mar 27th 2009 by krisandarcy

49. You go Vince Hell I thought he was gay.

Posted at 7:05PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Vince Didn't do it

50. Didn't you hear? You're supposed to hit a woman! LMFAO

Posted at 9:15PM on Mar 28th 2009 by Muffy

51. To read more on who this Vince Schlomi really is (real name Offer Schlomi, I kid you not, and he also goes by Vince Offer), google his names and look at the crap that comes up, including when he sued the Church of Scientology, and sued Anna Nicole Smith, and all kinds of crazy stuff. Dude's a trip, lol.

Posted at 7:06PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Saraleigh

52. "You're gonna love my nuts"...."You following me camara guy?" hahahahaha!

Posted at 10:47PM on Mar 27th 2009 by darcy

53. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

Posted at 7:10PM on Mar 27th 2009 by darcy

54. My private parts are tingling. If he's looking for work, this guy could easily be the 'Green Goblin' at comic book conventions or parades.

Posted at 7:17PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Peter Porker

55. SHLOMO he didn't!

Posted at 7:23PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Thomzagod

56. He looks like a crackhead

Posted at 7:29PM on Mar 27th 2009 by ☆★RoXaNnE★☆

57. Well, contrary to what his "slapchop" commercial says.

Apparently someone didn't love his nuts.

Posted at 7:32PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Robert

58. Why does Harvey hold that empty mug all the time, we know there's nothing in it because most of the time he holds it up side down and sideways, it makes me nuts and it makes him look stupid.

Posted at 7:47PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Willie

59. you think that's why pretty woman didn't kiss on the mouth?lmfao

Posted at 2:35AM on Mar 31st 2009 by Imageek

60. So , he slapped her chops??


I bet she didn't like his nuts!
Was she German? "Cause the Germans always make good stuff...
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!

Posted at 8:00PM on Mar 27th 2009 by Shecky

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