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ShamWow Pitchman

Beats Hooker

to the Punch

3/27/2009 6:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.


Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." 

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

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61.

MaMaMia55    

WOW !!!!!!!.... SHAM WOW !!!! It puts another sin on ""SHAM WOW "" !!!!!!!.....

1981 days ago
62.

KATHY =( ^-^ )=    

He's a joke..And his product is a "SHAM"... There's plenty of complaints how it doesn't work. His life is a joke... Welcome to the real world of Infomercial nuts.

1981 days ago
63.

Gia    

How surprising; I just assumed this Moe look-alike had his pick of super models to show him a good time.

1981 days ago
64.

xxx    

Sham-POW

1981 days ago
65.

RRRRRRRRRRRRR    

Oh man, what next? I wonder if Billy Mays gets into this kind of trouble? Oooh, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

1981 days ago
66.

really now    

You know what they say about Karma . It's a bitch .

1981 days ago
67.

BaldOuting.blogspot.com    

haha - this is just too funny - you would think these guys have enough money to at least go to a bar and pick up a girl - but then again, it's easier to get a prostitute - then again, they just might bite your tongue and you will be forced to hit them.

1981 days ago
68.

Steven Abdul    

reminds me of Eddie Murphy's run in with a hooker several years back!

1981 days ago
69.

Venom    

And you'll be saying OW when she tries to bite your tongue off.

1981 days ago
70.

Elaine    

OH my goodness! way to go Vince!!! that's so ferrkin awesome.

1981 days ago
71.

Arioch    

This story tickles me in my special place!
The funny part is that if you look at both their mug shots. It’s clear he is the one who got pwnd here and they both know it.
HAHAHAHAHA

1981 days ago
72.

UGH    

LOVE IT !!!!! CAN'T STAND THAT HYPER ASS...E !!! HOPEFULLY ASSININE "BILLY" IS NEXT !!!! TOOOOOO FUNNY !!!!

1981 days ago
73.

cori    

and to think i thought he was cute til i saw his mugshot.

1981 days ago
74.

anthony    

shaq diesel does it again. way to go???

1981 days ago
75.

kp    

HE WAS PROBABLY MAD BECAUSE THEY SUCKED FACE FOR LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES, YOU KNOW HE CAN'T DO THIS ALL DAY, (ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME CAMERA GUY?)

1981 days ago
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