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ShamWow Pitchman

Beats Hooker

to the Punch

3/27/2009 6:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.


Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." 

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

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76.

will    

SHAM-POW!!!!!!

2036 days ago
77.

Herpes Ho Hilton    

37. She probably went ballistic and bit his tongue when Vince said "You know we can't do
this all day".
Posted at 7:04PM on Mar 27th 2009 by fishfrog44

41. Vince Shlomi? Really? What a perfect name for this annoying dude. Sounds like a drunk getting confused between a mobster and a salami sandwich.
Posted at 7:07PM on Mar 27th 2009 by lost in lalaland

ROFL!!! There's some witty people on this board -- although I haven't laffed this much, since the comments on Demi & Bruce's alien, er I mean, fug offspring Rumer. Anyway, this guy comes off as such a hack on dem ads... far as the ho, he did have a right to hit someone who attacked 1st -- but he shouldn't have been buying into illegal activities to begin with. What Ev, Lololol.

2036 days ago
78.

Stephanie    

I had a run-in with this guy a few years back -- he is a TOTAL JERK. He probably said something to make that hooker mad, he's SO obnoxious. I think this story is HI-LARIOUS and he deserves the humiliation of it!

2036 days ago
79.

Rita    

Sham OW!!

2036 days ago
80.

wasted days and wasted nights    

Introducing the ShamWow for self-defense from hookers: Snap it at her BehindNow.

2036 days ago
81.

mooom    

# 13 that one is priceless HAHAHAHAHAHA

2036 days ago
82.

rg    

i always wanted to do vince

2036 days ago
83.

Mrs Joe Jackson    

The whore should have met Chris Brown.. and get punched into tomorrow. I hate whores.

2036 days ago
84.

BaldOuting.blogspot.com    

i can just imagine the policeman trying to fill out that report with a straight face....

2036 days ago
85.

pjlaughing    

Wonder if he ever stopped to think that some guys like it like the way bill clinton did with monica; wonder how many "bill clintons" she has given-- ugh kissing her would be like giving every guy in the world a BJ.

2036 days ago
86.

bruno13    

Fettucini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini!

2036 days ago
87.

Bill    

The dude is a carnie! What else would you expect??!!

2036 days ago
88.

Jess    

ShamWow hooker probably did not want to french with the spaszzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2036 days ago
89.

omelete    

OH!!

2035 days ago
90.

crazylegs    

OH man with a story like this....Thank god he wasnt endorsing that prayer cross thingy!

2035 days ago
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