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Michael Vick -- My Doggone Life

It looks like former Atlanta Falcons QB and current dog-killing inmate Michael Vick is following in O.J. Simpson's footsteps -- he's shopping around a book about his life and crimes.

The proposed memoir of Vick's rise from poverty to stardom would likely be an attempt to show the NFL that he's sorry enough to be let back in the league. You know, sorry about the dogs, dog fighting and dog imprisonment, but also sorry for going to jail for 23 months. Remember, this is the NFL... it's almost impossible to get suspended forever. They still like O.J. and he killed his wife got imprisoned for stealing memorabilia.

The book will likely be a mixture of the "Da Vinci Code" and O.J.'s "If I Did It." Except with more dog torture. And 100% ghostwritten.



Tags: atlanta falcons, AtlantaFalcons, book, michael vick, MichaelVick, nfl, oj simpson, OjSimpson, qb, quarterback

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151. Mikey is a real dirtbag,I wonder if he is sorry,really sorry or sorry he got CAUGHT!!!!! Even better, lets put mikey in the ring with a very mad, hurt dog and see how well he holds up. I really hate people like that , he is an animal abuser and a sorry excuse for a human being. He is also the worse kinda role model. I agree with a lot of whats been posted, especially #15.Keep michael vickbut out of football!

Posted at 6:26PM on May 10th 2009 by penny

152. TMZ: Your writer didnt list his name, any particular reason? I submitted my comments and so far I am still waiting for my email confirmation so that my comments can be posted, or are my comments hitting too close to home?

Southern Girl

Posted at 10:38PM on Jun 3rd 2009 by Southern Girl

153. I remember Robert Wagner and William Shatner both killed their wives and still have careers. Ted Kennedy was responsible for a woman's death and still remained a senator. I think it is only fair, when you speak or write about OJ, please remember to include those three as well. Otherwise, I would venture to say you must have other issues with OJ and I wonder what those could be?

Southern Girl

Posted at 1:27AM on May 22nd 2009 by Southern Girl

154. I will never support a company, individual or team that employs Mike Vick.
My buying power will support my decision.
Human beings can make a decision on being personally involved in a blood sport.-An animal can not.
Mike Vick is a sick, scary man.
I do not want anyone that even remotely has connections to animal abuse, to have a penny of my money or support.
This should be a wake up call to all athletes. --- Who you consort with will follow you. You will lose your dream.

Posted at 10:11AM on May 28th 2009 by Dorothy

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