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Michael Vick -- My Doggone Life

It looks like former Atlanta Falcons QB and current dog-killing inmate Michael Vick is following in O.J. Simpson's footsteps -- he's shopping around a book about his life and crimes.

The proposed memoir of Vick's rise from poverty to stardom would likely be an attempt to show the NFL that he's sorry enough to be let back in the league. You know, sorry about the dogs, dog fighting and dog imprisonment, but also sorry for going to jail for 23 months. Remember, this is the NFL... it's almost impossible to get suspended forever. They still like O.J. and he killed his wife got imprisoned for stealing memorabilia.

The book will likely be a mixture of the "Da Vinci Code" and O.J.'s "If I Did It." Except with more dog torture. And 100% ghostwritten.



Tags: atlanta falcons, AtlantaFalcons, book, michael vick, MichaelVick, nfl, oj simpson, OjSimpson, qb, quarterback

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46. Whateva haters! Vick will still be making his money in the NFL or the UFL, either way, you might as well go holler about some other NON-issue that you will pretend to care about. Look for Vick's jersey to be the number one seller for 2009! Holla!

Posted at 3:46PM on Mar 29th 2009 by VickFan

47. Lynne you are an idiot! I as well as many others will not buy anything having to do with MV. He's an ASS and sociopath and will never play in any league in this UNITED STATES! Why don't you go chew on some self help.

Posted at 3:58PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Paco

48. He deserves to be in jail longer... I hate those who are ignorant to see what this bastard did to those animals... He deserves to be broke, bankrupt and for his NFL contract, it should be taken away... Bastards like him need to learn their lesson.. Just because they are dogs and not human, does not mean they should not be respected... Someone should do it to him what he to those poor animals... He is not sorry... and he'll never learned his lesson... He is sick in the head... I hope bad things happen to him and carries on through out his life... Also, he should not write a book... That bastard is just finding ways to make money... cause now that he is broke... What idiot would read it???... One more thing "F*ck Michael Vick"....

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Animal Lover

49. you people supporting him make me sick! you probably beat your own kids and animals. the reason you support him is because youre probably some idiot football fan with no life. you don't even think about how this affects our society, allowing our own children to believe that you can pretty much get away with anything without any REAL consequences. as for you lynne, I do eat meat, and there's nothing wrong with that. Farm animals are MUCH different than your own pets. I don't kill or torture the animals that HUMANS domesticated and were meant to be a loyal companion and friend! DUMBASS. and as for the abuse that many farm animals experience, I am completely against that too.

Posted at 4:08PM on Mar 29th 2009 by es1289

50. To those Vick fans... you guys are also sick in the head... I can't believe you guys are cheering for him.. You guys are ignorant... You too deserves to have bad things happen to you... You guys are blind to see what that f*cker did... I bet you are same people who think OJ Simpson is innocent to the murder of Nicole Simpson... You guys are heart-less piece of sh*t...

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Animal Lover

51. you people supporting him make me sick! you probably beat your own kids and animals. the reason you support him is because you're probably some idiot football fan with no life. you don't even think about how this affects our society, allowing our own children to believe that you can pretty much get away with anything without any REAL consequences. as for you lynne, I do eat meat, and there's nothing wrong with that. But I don't condone the killing of ANY animals for pleasure, money, and gambling. Farm animals are different than your own pets. I don't kill or torture the animals that HUMANS domesticated and were meant to be a loyal companion and friend, you idiot. and as for the abuse that many farm animals experience, I am completely against that too.

Posted at 4:13PM on Mar 29th 2009 by es1289

52. i agree with es1289... I too eat meat... But I eat meat to survive and for nutrition... But when you hurt animals for pleasure, accessories or to seek entertainment then you cross the line...

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Animal Lover

53. TMZ leave the man alone, I'm so damn tired of you racist aholes always demeaning black men. He served his time LEAVE VICK ALONE YOU stupid azzez, and the rest of you white folks who treat your animals better than you kids.

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 29th 2009 by LEAVE VICK ALONE!

54. To user "leave vick alone!" you are really f*ck*ng stupid.... Why do people like you think the society is picking on a black man... Negative things are being said to this man because he did something WRONG... not because he is black.. I hate when people like you throw that card around and people are being racist... I bet you are most racist of all... So F*CK OFF

Posted at 4:30AM on Mar 30th 2009 by Animal Lover

55. I could just picture this person grabbing his thing and his eyes getting bigger with each dog that thrashed and got cut up by another. using that low gutteral sound some of his kind have been known to make when absolute delight takes over inside of them...with him it was animal violence and no doubt he orgasimed to it.

I would love to join a PETA like Organization or others that choose to harrass him and those in the NFL who support his "return". Take it to the streets, to the places these decison makers live, work and worship. Its the only way these days for a group, company, organization, sponsor, or official to truly get the message.

Bus tours to AIG employees homes in CT and those employees neighbors worked wonders. So to could a nice visit to a GM or Owner or Television Announcers home with a busload of animal lovers.

Heck, I'd drive the dang bus and set up a tent and sleeping bag in the GMs yard and their neighbors. Nothing like bringing work pressures home now is there?

Boycott, in person, all those who would choose to allow this man to get rich off his animal cruelty notoriety.

Posted at 4:29PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Spanky

56. Non-issue???? Since when have you seen 99% of the country come together to damn Vick and the scuzzballs who stick up for him? Black, white, eating meat, none of that has anything to do with the fact that Vick is a sociopath and a felon.

Here's an idea: one of you supporters start a pro-dogfighting site. Line up some corporations who are stupid enough to be sponsors (if you can find any) and watch as they impode into bankruptcy quicker than you can say "Mike Vick laughed as he electrocuted the cute little Schnauzer"

Posted at 4:32PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Cruelty is beyond race

57. See my post at No. 39. Oppression and damage of any LIVING BEING is wrong. If people believe that a dog is dispensible and can be raped, electrocuted, etc., because he/she is "just a dog," what prevents someone from discounting a woman, a jew, a black, etc. It's about respect for life in general.

"48. TMZ leave the man alone, I'm so damn tired of you racist aholes always demeaning black men. He served his time LEAVE VICK ALONE YOU stupid azzez, and the rest of you white folks who treat your animals better than you kids"

AGAIN, it is not a "black man" issue, or are you just plain stupid?

Oh, and No. 48, dare I say most of us stick around and take care of our keedz. Kleenex is coming out with a new color next month, how can you turn that into a race issue that affects the plight of the black man?

Posted at 4:35PM on Mar 29th 2009 by The Watcher

58. Hopefully, Roger Goodell will not reinstate him f/yrs. By then, he will be too old to play. He doesn't deserve a 2nd chance. 25 million a year & his hobby was dog killing???????? What team owner in his right mind would want this scumbag leading his team? I hope none!

Posted at 4:38PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Lulu

59. Why is this a race issue? HONESTLY. If he were white, black, arab, asian, or mixed... I DON'T CARE! Any person of race is capable of doing evil and callous acts. Because Michael Vick committed horrible crimes, and I am against him, doesn't mean I'm racist. I don't understand why people use this as a defense. It's absolutely ridiculous and you're only trying to get a rise out of people. It's not working because most people understand that race is not the issue at hand. It's the fact that he's obviously a sick-minded person that doesn't value life.

Posted at 4:52PM on Mar 29th 2009 by es1289

60. Re. response#48 We who love our PETS are not racists demaning black people, but I have never seen a friend of mine abuse an animal like your hero did. If I saw somebody doing such a thing I would do eveything to stop it within my capabilities. I hope you never have to go through what a wierd human being can do. Would you stop anybody trying to hurt your children? Why do you give any less respect to an animal that walks on four legs.I'm just about sick of listening to you people that don't realize that we have to act like we have soom sense. Do you even know how the english language works? I would like to hear your opinion on this.

Posted at 5:26PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Paco

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