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Heather Mills -- Finally, Two Likeable Qualities...

3/30/2009 10:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

You can't stop staring at them can you ...


... that gorgeous bitch and that stylish red carpet.

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16.

agree    

I know the term bitch means female dog, but that's a male dog, TMZ

2032 days ago
17.

ME    

THEY'RE OLD, SAGGY TITS SO I'M NOT INTERESTED.

2032 days ago
18.

Blkshepherd    

Heather Who? I thought that was Madonna adopting another kid..who's the kid with her with the long tongue? And please tell her to wear an uplifting bra. would not want to see a wardrob malfunction with those sagging bean bags..Yuck..what was Paul thinking..oh I forgot he probably was on drugs during the whole marriage ceremony. Once the drugs came down he had realized he married a monster.

2032 days ago
19.

BEBOP    

Sir Paul should have listen to his daughter Stella, before marring that witch. She had a personality problem even before Paul married her. I t was just something real sour about her.

2032 days ago
20.

Party 'till you die!    

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a
headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do'
lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when
asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

2032 days ago
21.

sceptre30    

I would hump her wooden leg....she's ritch..... beeatch

2032 days ago
22.

Boz    

Heather Mills could cure AIDs and she would still be a money grubbing harpy whore.

2032 days ago
23.

MJ    

Its a male.

2032 days ago
24.

margaret    

I don't like Heather Mills OR Paul McCartney. She's a gold digger and he's a talentless hack who rode on the coattails of John Lennon's talent and still thinks he's relevant today. His daughter's a bit of a talentless pig too.

Posted at 11:06AM on Mar 30th 2009 by Hockey Hater

True dat true HH! Couldn't agree more - both equally talentless, distasteful and full of themselves - both still walking around but poor John taken too soon!

2032 days ago
25.

Johnny Ringo    

Don't know what all the hatin' is about. She's good looking and still in great shape for her age. I think people despise her cause she got money from a Beatle so they bash her looks and anything else they can think of.

2032 days ago
26.

mcdanel    

Paul and John needed each other. Solo, John was too ascerbic, and Paul is too saccherine. As far as the Heather situation, Paul was with Linda 24/7/365; he was totally innocent of the ability to see through this witch.

2031 days ago
27.

Teebag    

Two words...
Attention Whore.

2031 days ago
28.

LEL410    

She looks as awful as she behaves.

2031 days ago
29.

McDude    

Heather is clearly a bitch, but I take strong exception to the negative comments about Paul. It is extremely arrogant to assert that someone is "talentless" simply because you don't like him or his music. He wrote and sang around half of the Beatles hits, and was extremely successful on his own after they broke up (eg he was the #2 best selling artist of the 1970s, behind Elton John). He certainly had the talent for creating music that appealed to a pretty large number of people.

2030 days ago
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R.Zimmerman    

19. THEY'RE OLD, SAGGY TITS SO I'M NOT INTERESTED.

Posted at 12:29PM on Mar 30th 2009 by PENNY

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If you knew anything about the subject, trendy junior Sappho, you'd realize that at least part of those things are fairly new. A store-bought mess. Okay, you can go back to practice making out with your best friend.

2030 days ago
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