
The "Reno 911" actor is desperate for a creepy superfan of his very own. A hot Asian, twenty-something superfan is preferred, if he has the choice.

Is it just me or does TMZ's constant picking on of a 17 year old minor like Shawn Johnson seem like a one way fight? Why don't you people pick on someone your own age and stop targeting those that have only been legal to drive a car for a year now. You people look pretty pathetic.
I can dream of having painful sex with Shawn Johnson all I want. Shes legal.
She'll have to dress up like a catholic schoolgirl and speak in a squeeky juvenile voice the entire time tho.
Hell, in many states, she was legal LAST YEAR.
I feel no guilt that I wanted to anally violate every 16 year old on every countries Olympic gymnastics team.
It's legal in this state =)
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