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"Reno 911" Star -- Stalk Me, Please!

3/30/2009 2:12 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Cedric Yarbrough thinks Shawn Johnson should "thank her lucky 'Dancing with the Stars' stars" she's got a stalker -- even if he does look like Manson and has an affinity for guns and duct tape.

Cedric Yarborough: Click to watch
The "Reno 911" actor is desperate for a creepy superfan of his very own. A hot Asian, twenty-something superfan is preferred, if he has the choice.

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★☆RoXaNnE☆★    

Hey Hey Hey Its Fat Albert

1979 days ago
2.

Pimp juice    

Is it just me or does TMZ's constant picking on of a 17 year old minor like Shawn Johnson seem like a one way fight? Why don't you people pick on someone your own age and stop targeting those that have only been legal to drive a car for a year now. You people look pretty pathetic.

1979 days ago
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No wonder, huh John?    

I can dream of having painful sex with Shawn Johnson all I want. Shes legal.

She'll have to dress up like a catholic schoolgirl and speak in a squeeky juvenile voice the entire time tho.

Hell, in many states, she was legal LAST YEAR.

1979 days ago
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No wonder, huh John?    

I feel no guilt that I wanted to anally violate every 16 year old on every countries Olympic gymnastics team.

It's legal in this state =)

1979 days ago
5.

RedKiss69    

this guy is hilarious...i love him! BTW...I'll be your stalker...lol.

1979 days ago
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Zen Grouch    

The guy's a good sport and quick on his feet...

1979 days ago

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