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Porn King Gives Lindsay a Ride

If you ever thought, "How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?" -- here's your answer ... she didn't.

Lindsay Lohan
The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis -- a porn king who's produced such legendary classics as "Origami So Horny" and "Butt Sluts."

No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car -- but we're told there's no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay's assistant caused to the whip, we're told Double D isn't even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it's been repaired -- an estimated $10,000 job.

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16. Good Day!

whoa! porn king.. that's great.. you rock!

Posted at 6:03PM on Mar 31st 2009 by watzabatza

17. the movie roles have dried up for her shes desperate

Posted at 4:03AM on Apr 1st 2009 by free porn cum videos

18. .
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I'M SURE THERE'S GOT TO BE A CATCH SOMEWHERE...

Posted at 6:49AM on Mar 31st 2009 by BITE ME...

19. "Butt Sluts" saved my marriage! I no longer have to put scotch in her beer to get her in the mood for backdoor activities.
Thanks Dennis.

Posted at 8:52AM on Mar 31st 2009 by Tom Cruise

20. That guys not dumb! He knows sooner or later with his generosity. Lohan is going to owe him and owe him BIG! Why can't Lohan get her own Maserati? Boy! I use to think she was a bright,talented young actress and would be a big major star! Now I see her lying on the floor after shooting porn from a coke o.d. in her near future! Not Good!
I can't believe someone would want to be her assistant. After what she did to her last one!
Lindsay the people you hang with are a direct reflection on YOU!

Posted at 8:57AM on Mar 31st 2009 by chris

21. MUST BE A CATCH. NO DOUCHE BAG WOULD LEND A CAR OUT FOR FREE UNLESS IT WAS A WRITE-OFF.. OHHH SNAP!! THERE YOU GO, IT'S A "BUSINESS" VEHICLE. SO LESLO... WUT KIND OF "BUSINESS" YOU DOIN IN THAT CAR?? HAVE A COKE AND SMILE??? LOL.

Posted at 9:11AM on Mar 31st 2009 by 3 hot chics and 1 pimpin gangsta

22. Im sure she has a career change un mind.....NO ONE WANTS HER ANYMORE.. she is nothing but trouble most studios do not want. PORNO is her only option..Besides the only talent she has just might be spreading her wings (sorta speak) for money...Stick a fork in this has been ........she quite well done...

Posted at 9:48AM on Mar 31st 2009 by chitown lady

23. PEOPLE DON'T JUST "LEND" OUT EXPENSIVE CARS LIKE THAT. YEA, SHE'S DOING SOMETHING FOR HIM AND IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH OF AN IMAGINATION WHAT IT IS. SHE'S A SCREWED UP PERSON.

Posted at 9:49AM on Mar 31st 2009 by PENNY

24. "There is NO such thing as a free lunch". It's highly unlikely that Dennis DeSantis gave a $115,000 Masserati to LoHan with no ulterior motive(s). Time will tell what Mr. Porn expects in return.

How come Michael Lohan isn't screaming about this incident?

Posted at 9:58AM on Mar 31st 2009 by Litzie

25. Why is she in the news?
One of the reasons is because the low-life losers
keep writing about her,expressing their hate and immaturity.
They're jealous of Lindsay beauty,talent and success.

Posted at 11:37AM on Mar 31st 2009 by jm

26. Ewwwwwww...she's hanging around with "porn kings?"
Where are Mom and Dad, who always claimed to be taking such good care of her? What did we expect from Lindsay, with worthless parents like Michael and Dina.
She's setting herself up to be the next Anna Nicole.
Put a fork in her career, it's done.

Posted at 10:33AM on Mar 31st 2009 by Kiki

27. Who would risk the money it takes to produce a feature movie over her. Her public "events" and the fact that she is on probation and facing 2 years in prison for her next "event" make her unemployable.

She could save her chances of further work in the movie business but it is unlikely, the people she takes advise and help from are the dimest bulbs on the string.

Lindsey, there might be a job for you at Walmart, stop bye and fill out an application.

Posted at 10:40AM on Mar 31st 2009 by Bill

28. She is getting that car on the "layaway" plan. That's the catch.

Jeezus. What a dumb bitch/whore/skank

Posted at 11:11AM on Mar 31st 2009 by Argh

29. The porn king is grooming her.
Of course, it's not too often that people see a natural redhead.
So there might be a spot for her in porn, since her carpet matches the drapes.

Posted at 11:15AM on Mar 31st 2009 by Ron

30. I hear the guy is a professional paddle tennis player as well. Multi-talented!

Posted at 12:24PM on Mar 31st 2009 by DO

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