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Porn King Gives Lindsay a Ride

If you ever thought, "How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?" -- here's your answer ... she didn't.

Lindsay Lohan
The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis -- a porn king who's produced such legendary classics as "Origami So Horny" and "Butt Sluts."

No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car -- but we're told there's no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay's assistant caused to the whip, we're told Double D isn't even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it's been repaired -- an estimated $10,000 job.

Tags: Dennis DeSantis, DennisDesantis, Lindsay Lohan, LindsayLohan, Maserati Quattroporte, MaseratiQuattroporte, porn king, PornKing

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31. Lohan & porn... yup, they go hand in hand. She'll be a fluffer on a porn movie set within a year...

Posted at 12:27PM on Mar 31st 2009 by she sucks... literally

32. Funny!

Posted at 12:38PM on Mar 31st 2009 by CackleView.com has funny clips!

33. looooooooooooser.

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 31st 2009 by Miss Miss

34. Again with all the haters .... geez!!

Posted at 2:49PM on Mar 31st 2009 by sUPERdUPER

35. Why does she look so old now at 22, 23?
Her skin, her hair..
She looks tired.
She Was pretty..

Posted at 4:38PM on Mar 31st 2009 by yesterdazecloset

36. Dennis does not own the car. The car belonged to someone else he took over the lease. He is a loser and has not had a job for a long time. He is a con man and has the gift of gab. He could sell snow to people in Alaska and they would think they got a deal. He dates older women who have money. When they get tired of him he moves on to someone else.

Posted at 7:23PM on Mar 31st 2009 by JanePockets

37. Raise your hand if you would lend a chick your $100K car without getting some head.

Didn't think so.

Posted at 8:30PM on Mar 31st 2009 by PUAinNYC

38. Butt Sluts

Posted at 8:41AM on Apr 1st 2009 by But, Sluts.

39. This guy has aids.

Posted at 2:11AM on Apr 1st 2009 by JJ

40. Yea like I believe that bologna like Judge Judy says. And another one of her sayings... IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT TRUE. And what doesn't make sense is that a guy with such a hot and expensive car is giving Lindsay a car and isn't trippin' about it. Not to be a bitch but Lindsay is trailer like her mom so whateva. And yeah of course the porn king is getting sumthang out of it its just not for the world to know or maybe just not yet! And if I had my own money, i'd use it!

Posted at 9:28PM on Apr 1st 2009 by Awwstah

41. Does it really matter about who she associates with?

Yeah, the guy works in porn, but people who do are exceptionally laid back; save for the fact that once they feel that someone backstabs them, it's a witch hunt.

It was her choice to deal with this guy, and honestly, I don't really see why anyone has to really give a damn, I'd rather be focused more on the people that I deal with, ON A DAILY BASIS.

Posted at 7:58PM on Apr 1st 2009 by Phil

42. He's a l❤ver ...he is smooth n sweet n freaky as they come..i ❤ him always!!hes very SPECIAL 2 Me!!

Posted at 9:21PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by Anynomous SEA GATE!!❤ i ❤ U D!!

43. ..STOP HATING ON DENNIS............HE IS A SWEETHE ❤ART!! N THE MAN!! STOP HATING BITHEZzz!N YEAH I HIT THAT...4 MANY YEARS..SO DONT HATE!! I LUVZ ME SOME DENNIS ❤ ❤ ❤

Posted at 3:24PM on Apr 4th 2009 by Anynomous SEA GATE!!❤ i ❤ U D!!

44. Finally, Lindsay will making be a respectable sex tape

Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Arroyo

45. he is going to sleep with the little slut hide a camera then sell it to the largest bidder ,i have plenty of friends in the porn industry.just watch and see.pds "boston boy's"

Posted at 11:22AM on Apr 4th 2009 by peter shubert

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