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Porn King Gives Lindsay a Ride

Posted Mar 31st 2009 2:15AM by TMZ Staff

If you ever thought, "How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?" -- here's your answer ... she didn't.

The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis -- a porn king who's produced such legendary classics as "Origami So Horny" and "Butt Sluts."

No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car -- but we're told there's no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay's assistant caused to the whip, we're told Double D isn't even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it's been repaired -- an estimated $10,000 job.

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46. Yo dennis. glad too see their callin you dd not for your roundevous at the wind jammer with nasty sluts, whom you would double team with a fat buddy , one who looks much like the one in the pic with you, lindsay lohan is right up your alley , after all we all know you have always had a bad coke problem , so how many stds have you aquired since leaving your daddy house in coney island . You still look like a rodent just a chubby one now . Figures you would make a living selling ass , since your escort company in brooklyn went a bust , ps i know you are so pathetic you are probably checkin every second to see if someone recognizes you .. well i did ,, and i still would never sleep with you , later rat face

Posted at 6:04PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by SEAGATE HAS BEEN

47. Yo dennis. glad too see their callin you dd not for your roundevous at the wind jammer with nasty sluts, whom you would double team with a fat buddy , one who looks much like the one in the pic with you, lindsay lohan is right up your alley , after all we all know you have always had a bad coke problem , so how many stds have you aquired since leaving your daddy house in coney island . You still look like a rodent just a chubby one now . Figures you would make a living selling ass , since your escort company in brooklyn went a bust , ps i know you are so pathetic you are probably checkin every second to see if someone recognizes you .. well i did ,, and i still would never sleep with you , later rat face

Posted at 6:07PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by SEAGATE HAS BEEN

48. Yo dennis. glad too see their callin you dd not for your roundevous at the wind jammer with nasty sluts, whom you would double team with a fat buddy , one who looks much like the one in the pic with you, lindsay lohan is right up your alley , after all we all know you have always had a bad coke problem , so how many stds have you aquired since leaving your daddy house in coney island . You still look like a rodent just a chubby one now . Figures you would make a living selling ass , since your escort company in brooklyn went a bust , ps i know you are so pathetic you are probably checkin every second to see if someone recognizes you .. well i did ,, and i still would never sleep with you , later rat face

Posted at 6:12PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by SEAGATE HAS BEEN

49. Is he a sailor?

Posted at 1:05AM on Jun 4th 2009 by ghifty

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